“What does she like?”, he asked. “Was that it?”, I responded. “What?”, he wondered. “What you wanted to talk about.”, I said, giving him the corner eye look. “Actually there is more, but yea, partly.”, he confessed. “She likes real.”, I stated flatly. “Raw, unacted, unrehearsed.”, I emphasized. “El, please…”, his disappointment argued. “…she must like something.”, he pleaded. “And she does, many things in fact.”, I agreed. “But the former is key.”, I said, still not being very helpful. Lord the hardest thing was biting on my excitement so that I did not spill everything out for him, teach him how to handle her so my Dana got perfection for even I knew how wrong that was. “Okay.”, he exhaled. Tarzan might have wanted to impress Dana, and don’t get me wrong, I really wanted for it to

