The Diary Of My Beloved Sandwich

hello im juswa i am 15 and turning 16 this june 6 2022 but i know you don't know me, even though and nevertheless i will create a story that had happen to me just this night, i don't know HAHAHA BUT before i get into the story oh wait its the start of the story my bad restart back from the top okay ehemmm... So there i am sitting watching tv and having fun just minding my own business ye ya im just sitting i was too lazy to move around even an inch so yea that was the luckiest moment of my life had happened before i knew it bam zaboom bam pow my sister had come home and brought a mc donald chicken fillet sandwich i was like "wait are you sure this is for me?" don't blame me i have some type of trusting issue i don't fudging know i am not rich so i don't believe in that type or kind of thing. and then my sister said "yes this is for you i bought it and i forgot to eat it" brooo i just Realized D: i uhmm she just gave an old food to me... nevertheless it was like heaven and it taste good oh i just imagined what if i had microwaved it hmmm i am very stupid. now im foreshadowing what i had done : i wished that i can just turn back the time and had done just that i am very very very sad because if i had just microwaved it. it would have been the greatest chicken fillet i have ever had in a while, well dont blame me i am broke very broke i just have 1 cents on my wallet and full of yu gi oh cards i wish i can just be rich boy but it wouldn't be fair if i just appeared like boom your rich man life is hard hmmmm maybe i can just throw up then remade the chicken fillet hmmmm good stuff man i wished i had it it my hands rn i miss it maybe it was my first love i don't know maybe but all i know is that i love the feeling of it every bite is satisfying the juicy ness of it was melting on my mouth like butter (even though its old) the buns hmmm it felt like heaven man do feel what im tellin you man wished you knew how it felt to me its like yum yum hmmm and every swallow it just like i have taste buds on my throat damn bro i forgot how to spell throat lmao but always remember friend if you are going to eat, eat like its your last because i miss my sandwich i missed it the feel of the buns wait did i say this right? wait. Ohhhhh yeah i said it Lmao i forgor well anyways so back to my sister giving it to me so yea she said that it was hers that she forgot to eat so there was me very happy full of joy then i opened it oh btw i didn't know what's inside it at first all my sister ever said is that she didn't and forgot to eat it. and then the revelation i opened it very slowly very carefully then boon its a burger that's what i thought but upon closer inspection it was a chick fillet i said was "olala" very quietly then i opened it wider so i can bite on it the first bite was very dry i didn't saw that i had bitten the wrapper (a very stupid move of me) then i bit on it and its still dry then i checked the sandwich IT GOT NO KETCUP!!!! NOOOOOOO (bruh while i was writing this a fudging cockroach landed on me bruhhh) Back to the story no ketchup *insert megamind meme template* but i saw my father looking at me so i offered him some but he refused but i saw him getting some bread and that what he ate this night but umm i kinda feel bad whenever i think about it but he refused man im overthinking stuff thats over welp as i continue to ask him some i was looking for ketchup BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANY IN MY SANDWICH bruh so there i am looking for some ketchup so i found it and as i was putting some on my sandwich my sister said "what are you doing" and then my mother said "What are you planning to do?" i replied with "uhmm putting some ketchup because there aren't any?" they both at the same time replied to me "theres a ketchup inside the paper bag" my sister "wheres the bag?" me "right here" my sister "yes inside that bag there is a pack of ketchup inside" me "ohh" then i proceed to put it on my sandwich i was very happy that i got some ketchup on it and then everything went smoothly theres no ketchup spilled no greesy hands but i still smell it lurking in my mouth and nails hmm maybe i didn't wash my hands properly hmmm welp anyways i get it eating it and while i was eating it i took a picture of it and send it to my girlfriend saying that "i got burgir" even though its a fillet welp it is what it is but even though its in my belly digesting while writing this it was a very pleasurable moment even though its cold it is still very juicy mcdo did a good job making this chicken fillet but remember i am not sponsored by mcdo [mcdo ples sponsor me] it was a great experience if i can reverse the time i will eat it repeatedly i had fun with my fillet maybe i will have some more in the future but today was a good day i got to eat a good tasting fillet i can never forget the texture of my fillet sandwich i will cherish it with all of my love and it will be remembered till the day i die man cant forget that mc chicken im hungry may 26, 2022