I, Valerie, take you, Oliver, to be my husband. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health. I will love and honour you all the days of my life…
Hmmm…. no. Scratch that. It’s too stiff and traditional…way too boring and predictable if I want my vows to stand out compared to the other girls’ submissions. Cynthia did say that we wouldn’t be judged on the vows we write this morning, but I don’t believe that. These are important, and I’ve got to get it just right.
Ok… let’s try this again, from the top.
I, Valerie Sybil Greene, commit myself to you, Oliver I-don’t-even-know-your-second name (or if you even have one) Winsworth, as your loyal and loving wife to learn and grow with, to adventure and explore with, to respect you in eve
