
On Christmas Eve, my girlfriend, who had told me she was sick, walked into a hotel intimately with a man, wearing a low-cut top and a mini skirt, her arm wrapped around his.
The next morning, they came out of the hotel arm in arm and kissed with such passion that they could barely tear themselves apart.
The man's voice was hoarse as he said to her, "You little temptress. Aren't you afraid your man will find out about us?"
From where I stood, my girlfriend had all her limbs wrapped around him, practically hanging off his body.
Then my girlfriend said very confidently, "It's fine if he finds out. He's a hopeless romantic. He'll beg me on his knees not to leave."
I looked at the villa and Lamborghini keys in my hand, ready to transfer ownership to her.
I may love her, but it seems she doesn't love my money.

