The New Female Crew

“Morning is the day of having a balanced breakfast. Kellogg's or General Mills are the best breakfast cereals throughout the ages. From 1940s to the present day. But the best cereals include mascots of your favorite food. And today, I’m going to be the first female mascot in all of mankind. My name is Cora, I’m an adult human and I was assigned as the new crew of the cereal brand, but don’t know which popular company I’ll go to. That’s where I must try the mascot’s cereals and I must choose. I hope they like me.” Cora: [whistling and walking] “Morning, New Neighbor!” Cora: Morning! Say, can you tell me where the mascot meeting is? “Take a right downtown and take a left to the old oak tree. It’s going to be at the milk fountain.” Cora: Thanks. [meanwhile] Cora: [panting heavily] This is why I didn’t pass my mile test- [breathe in] Okay... “Morning miss?” Cora: Hey, how are you doing? I just need a second [breathing in and out] Morning everyone. I just ran 2 miles away from the neighborhood and you can tell that I can’t f*****g breathe... “What a rude language.” Cora: That’s because I’m an adult so all of you are going to be hearing me cuss a lot, so let’s get started. I haven’t eaten in the morning so who’s going first? “I’ll go first, after all I’m the second's best cereal.” Cora: What’s your name? “I’m Tony the Tiger, and I'm known as the Frosted Flakes cereal for children and adults. Cora: Interesting. And you believe that I could join Kellogg's after tasting your cereal. Tony: I mean, if you want you can taste something else... [puff up his chest] I’m the whole frosting, if you know what I mean. [rising his eyebrows up and down] Cora: […] right, anyways, I want to try your cereal. Tony: All right, [served a bowl of his cereal and gave it to her] Cora: [munching on it] Yum. This is good. Tony: Good? They’re Grrrreat! And you want to have a good time. Here’s my phone number. [wrote his phone number] (559) 590-TIGER (2934) Cora: Oh, thank you. Tony: [winked at her] Cora: [in her mind] what the f**k? - “I’m next miss, Cora.” Cora: All righty, what’s your name? “I’m Toucan Sam, and I’m in the fruit loops brand. I’m sorry for my friend. He can be flirty around other women.” Cora: It’s okay, I’m used to it; Can I try your cereal? “One by one mascots fed me their cereal and it’s going to be a problem. Kelloggs are sugary and delicious and General Mills are also good but the add flavor that everyone wants. I sent the list to the company who hold the two brands and wait for another month until they announce them.”