"s**t!" I almost hit the wall while playing squash with my assistant. "Ar...re you oookay, sir?" He asked. "Shut up! Let's play again." I said grumpily. "But sir, weeeeffff been playing for aaworss now." I can hear him wheezing beside me. "What?" I stop hitting the ball and glared at him. He looks exhausted and ready to pass out. "Nooothiing siiir. Let's play. Whooo! I'm strong! Huh!" He said enthusiastically, stretching his arms from side to side. We went back to playing. I serve the ball really hard that it bounced back too fast and hit Ralph on the forehead as he was caught off-guard. He almost toppled down. "Uggghhhh!" He whined. "What? That's just a small bruise. Come on, let's continue." I said. "Why don't you let Ralph rest and I'll play with you!" A voice from the other s

