She was working out how many drinks she'd have to take before she could justify to the rest of the world she was drunk when I f****d her...while she got to full enjoy the experience. Oh...was I with Libra? Not only can guys not trust me with their girlfriends, girlfriends can't trust their girl friends around me either.
I've had girlfriend's roommates invite me over to rendezvous with my girl only to discover my girl was busy...but the roommate wasn't. Maybe I'm not a pig. Maybe I'm an amoeba - thoughtless and all-devouring.
"Let's go out for some drinks," Libra suggested. Oh, I was having a three-way. Wait!
"Maybe you could call Marla?" I looked to Libra. "Honestly, I don't know either of you that well and she could help fill in some of the gaps?" Translation: Can we please make this a
