"Yes, I put her down on the application. Honesty is important in any relationship," I gave Libra sad eyes. Honesty? From me? I can't recall all the times I've looked into a girlfriend's tearful gaze and said 'No, I'm not seeing anyone else. I only have eyes for you.' I learned that 'only have eyes for you' was a nice add-on when I turned 19. Hell, I've used those lines on three different girls in one night.
What can I say? I wanted to keep having s*x with them.
"If you were seeing Marla, why did you sleep with Aunt Jeannine?" Libra groaned.
"I was bitter, angry and self-destructive," I 'confessed'. No, I was horny and she was a gorgeous, accessible MILF. Somewhere in the de-clothing process she threw out there that Uncle Whomever might be cheating on her. Worked for me.
"Do you regret
