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0.1 I looked at my phone again and again before putting it down, my t****k account was part of the reason I wanted to dig up a grave and die. Before the "BIG RELEASE", I had a reporter account where I give the News about various bad girlfriends ,cheats (females) and my ex. I live in Claremont, New Jersey but I could give news from anywhere, New York, Florida ,Nevada,Texas, all high school news from around the nation were basically at my feet.31.0k followers,1 M likes, all these were part of my glory days. Today, marks the second day of the spring break and I had to move to move to my sister's house in Ontario for my self sanity.Yes, sanity,I strolled with my older sister as she tried to cheer me up by offering to buy me tacos" pass, my depression is overwhelming me " I said "even for tacos" she said "I don't want tacos, I need a break" I said as we sat on the bench " so now your down to five hundred followers from thirty one thousand followers,crazy s**t"she said eating her tacos "Roy is gonna be here to get us so please be nice,no negative energy "she said, I didn't say anything I just pressed my tab and laughed, I opened my Snapchat and I found out that I was removed from thirty group chats even the maths club group chat had the audacity to remove me, my phone was charging at home."aswear " I said"we don't swear here ,this isn't Lagos"my sister said"oga, we may be American citizens by birth but we partially grew in Lagos " I said. when my sister, white husband drove toward us, all I could do was fake a smile"how are you Ayo " he said,bro didn't even pronounce Ayo correctly"magba etiti ye" I told my sister so tha her husband won't be able to hear is,who looked ate upward and downward "calm down ode"she said as she opened the car door and sat in the passenger seat beside her husband while I sat at the back. My sister is a fine shyte(I can never say that when she's around) and till date am still annoyed that she couldn't marry a black, sports man, an athlete rather she married a tall handsome white buff man, our mom as an igbo woman in her early sixties didn't like it but dad allowed the marriage and that's how they are married There was a point in my life that I used to think that I was adopted because, guys, my parents are old and most adopted children are adopted by old people,is like your dog is all grown or old and you go to purchase a puppy from a pet store because I don't like the concept of being adopted,I find it bad .You make a child feel accepted before breaking the horrible news to him or her As we drove to my sister's house, I observed that her life was actually calm , she didn't need to wake up and bolt out on the calm Streets of Ontario to work , all she did was to work on her laptop and get paid "Ayo can you help me out in the kitchen"Vanny, my sister asked me , I stumped my feet because I was already running mad because of the Snapchat incident, I plugged my tablet, unplugged my phone and quickly went downstairs "Am here " I said " oh my gosh " an unfamiliar voice streamed from the background, it was girl ish before I could turn around to see who the f**k screamed , I saw Adriana looking at me, laughing "your such a fool you pulled up with white socks, singlet,boxers and a laptop in your hands"Vanny said, at this point my fae was filled with embarrassment "you didn't tell me ,Uruanya(my sister Nigeria doctor friend) and Adriana (her sister) are gonna be here" I said while I closed the door "your insane, you know what you did, you wanted me to make a fool of myself in front of people" I said while bringing out the plates " people ke, you mean Adriana and I got it on video by the way " she said with a demonic smile appearing on her face "AZAW "I SAID.Azaw, a slang I learnt from Obide , who visited me last summer though am miles away from Lagos, Nigeria, I still love to learn current Nigerian trends,dances and cultures. "just admit that you have a crush on Adriana, did you see how your face changed realizing that she is looking at you on boxers" she said serving spaghetti into the plates" I have maths that I haven't finished solving,my mathematical principle that am still developing,my Snapchat issues and my t****k problems to solve, I Don't hv time for Adriana " I said carrying the meal to go set up I decided my followers might have unfollowed me but they might still my page for new deets. I took permission to use the toilet and I closed my room door and begin my live which am sure that teens all over the USA were streaming. I set up everything and went up to my room "the last time I was live , I spoke about cheerleader,Darine , girlfriend to Malcolm well am not saying s**t that girl cheated on Malcolm in Texas with a random dude