Chapter Fourteen I was still trying to regain my composure and was lost in my thoughts as Mitch Mitchum, a well-known DJ from a popular morning show who was serving as our MC, droned on about the benefit. Same thing every year. I let my thoughts drift to this vibrator, and started to realize it wasn't so random after all. What kind of a vibrator would be so intermittent with its settings, ranging from a one-time quick jolt to a constant steady buzz? As I was trying to sort these thoughts out and make sense of them, I was pulled out of my reverie by my name getting called. s**t, speech time. I was so thrown off tonight! I berated myself and resolved to pull my composure together as I made my way to the stage. And then it happened again. As I took the mic from Mitch, another intense buzz c

