Chapter Fifteen Thankfully, dinner went off quite smoothly. And by smoothly I mean that my vibrator stayed silent. I considered the meal a bit of a disaster thanks to the young and somewhat foolish lottery winning couple who were at our table. They were new to money and were intent on breaking into the high-roller society, but they were certainly rough around the edges. It started off with a bang when the inebriated wife was making conversation with the woman beside her and asked how far along she was. Needless to say the woman wasn’t expecting, and although she tried to be gracious, it was awkward for all of us. It went from bad to worse, with some of the highlights including the husband spilling red wine all over the white table cloth, and when he stood up quickly to escape the spillag

