* Read Me *
"If you really want to hear my story there are five main things you'll need to know before I tell you anything else:
1. Hi, I’m Genevieve… and I'm 32.
Surprise, surprise! I’m not a teenager anymore… yep. I really don't understand the fixation with this age… why do all the stories start to be told with the main character being 17? Do we become pumpkins on our 18th birthday? Does life lose its meaning at 19? Do our bones turn into dust at 22? Come on! There is life after the 30’s people, I promise you. Actually, I know amazing men and women with 76 and they are still having a great time! People need to get over with all this stuff about getting old! Getting old it's part of the fun! Just . enjoy . the . ride! We just get better and better.
2. Here, there will be no vampires, werewolves, shapeshifters, etc
There are enough bloodsuckers, guys treating you like a piece of meat, and two-faced people in the real world already. So, don't worry. Trust me when I say that life has enough drama, adventure, romance, and plot twists without all this fantasy stuff.
3. I'm not shy… but brave. Clumsy… but a multi-skilled fighter. Or: hot model gorgeous… but see myself as normal or plain. (Please read all above with the best ironic tone you are capable of, ok?)
Yes, I'm a nice person – at least at most part of the time - but I can be f*****g scary when I'm angry. I'm self-driven and responsible, but I can't keep a cactus alive. I'm beautiful, when (give extra attention at this small detail, please) and if I put some effort into that... Otherwise, I'm a chaotic mess. And oh... Of course, the "fashion world" decided I'm a PLUS SIZE since my body is different from their mannequins and I would like to eat more than one grape a day, thank you. So you could say that's my hashtag nowadays... The “plus-size screenwriter that works at the biggest film company in Hollywood”. Living the American dream right?! Yeahhhh.... hmmm... kindaaaa... Mehhhhh.....
4. It's amazing how quick your day can go from bad to total s**t volcano.
Yes, it happens.
Yes, it is unexpected.
And yes... You wouldn’t guess it, but meditation does really help. Nope, not a joke.
Right now, right at this moment, I'm the living proof of it. Do you know why? Right now I could be freaking out. I could be losing my f*****g mind! But I. am. not... NOPE. I'm focusing on my breathing, with my eyes closed and having a nice imaginary talk with... well... you..."
" - HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN CALM IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!!!!!"
Breath in... Breath out...
"Sorry for the crazy guy screaming... I hope he didn't scare you...
He is not a bad guy, actually, he is a really nice guy. He is just panicking... I understand. I wasn't planning to start my amazing 4 days break from work locked at this small voice recording studio as well.
Oh yeah... And last, but not least important:
5. Being locked in a room with one of the hottest actors of Hollywood isn't always as good as it sounds."
