“So, ladies, do you fancy coming out with us tonight? We want to go drinking, dancing and eating. Do you fancy that?” asked Mike.
“We pay for everything” interposed Dave.
Mike shot him a glance.
“You’re such a Wal y, Dave; of course ‘we pay for everything’. They know that, they wouldn’t go otherwise, Jeez!”
“OK, OK, I was only making things clear for the ladies. I know their English isn’t as good as ours is and I’ve told you before, stop calling me a Wal y! I know I haven’t been about as much as you have but that’s no reason to keep taking the piss. I’m getting fed up with it…”
“All right, me hearties, calm down both of you” said Ed. “Mike didn’t mean anything, did you, Mike? It’s just an expression, isn’t it?”
“Sure, sure, of course it is. I didn’t mean anyt
