Dear Old Dad
Going through his father’s belongings one day he found an unmarked box. Inside were things he hadn’t seen before, including the gas mask. He wondered if it would fit him.
Once on it encased him in stagnant, claustrophobic warmth. Then he found what he realised was a body bag. Nervously—excitedly—he laid it out, jumped in, and zipped it up.
Sealed off from the world, wondering if he could free himself, it didn’t take long to climax. Despite the struggle to breathe he wanted to laugh when he discovered the baggie of tissues taped inside. Pops thought of everything.
