Vinegar for the Honies
“You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.”
“Oh yeah? Well, you can catch more flies dead than alive.”
“How about catching more honey when you’re dead?”
“Or, catching more honies when you’re dead?”
Neither of us had ever considered it. Sometimes you need a gimmick to snare women, and that’s exactly what we stumbled upon.
I would lay in our room naked, covered in pancake make-up, and wait for him to bring chicks with morbid curiosity from other dorms.
“Oh my God!” they’d say without running away. He’d get them to touch it—it would grow—and the rest is history.
