Chapter 6Eli, Eddie, TJ, and Ludwig
Casey nearly spit out his coffee, and he always swallowed. “The monkey…The monkey wants you?” He could barely get the words out.
“What else could…?” I’d rushed right up to his lab and was a little out of breath. “It’s not funny!”
“The hell it’s not!”
I usually adored Casey’s laugh. “Jerk!” I went to leave.
“Do me one favor?” Casey was still snickering.
“What?”
“No X-rated honeymoon videos.”
All day, Casey e-mailed me clips from Planet of the Apes, gifs of chimps making kissy faces, and pictures of gorillas in wedding dresses. To my surprise, he’d found quite a few.
That night I paced my living room for half an hour. When that got me nowhere, I scoured porn with my hand down my boxer briefs. That was a bust, too, so I e-mailed the dog owner. I ma
