Ethan "Mas mainam nang mabosohan kaysa mahuli sa aktong nag-eespiya," I repeatedly said to myself. This is my effin' first time to almost get caught! What crushes my ego the most is that she's a woman! A woman almost caught me. WTF?! I have to distract her from what I'm really doing. "Namboboso ka ah!" I accused her as I tuck my junior back inside. Time to use one technique I acquired throughout my spying years: if your opponent is wise, act dumb. "What? No! I won't jerk off here, it's too risky. Sa palagay ko'y bahagya akong nagtagumpay sa pagwawala sa isip niya ng nangyayari. I gained confidence that she won't tell anyone what happened. It would be awkward if she tells them that she caught me peeing. Knowing the conservative Aoife, she doesn't want that to come about. I guess

