Cooper
As we walk to our table, which is all the way to the front of the hall, I spot someone and my mood instantly sours. "Is she waving at you?" Kyland asks me. "F*ck no bro. Get your eyes checked. She is definitely waving at you," I say. "Please, that girl is dying for your attention. The other day when you weren't there, all she talked about was you. How strong, perfect, smart and single you are. She went on and on and sounded like she was going to shoot her shot. She wouldn't shut up about you," he says. "She's so f*cking annoying bro, keep her a$$ away from me," I say. "Look at how she is looking at you, bro. She's got those f*k me eyes for you," he laughs like the f*cking slimy sh!t that he is. "That's f*cking disgusting, bro. I have a mate, but even if I didn't, I wouldn't touch h
