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. . . So *Pause* [*takes a deep breath* Haaah, here goes nothing], The names Charles Copenhagen and this is the story on how I wasted my life in 21 years of leaving.
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So, Uhh, Uhm *haah* [Facepalming while murmuring: I’m an i***t, it’s not like someone gonna watch this] first let’s start on my birth where everything started —
