Accidentally in Love

Chapter 8

We got the choir room back. Prove finally spoken and New Directions will go back to regionals and The Warblers disqualified from the competition because they cheated.

Now, I'm just sitting down in choir room in the back row with Ryder is sitting down next to me and I cant believe that he keep following me since Sadie Hawkins ended.

I dont mind with that and I feel something different between us but he doesnt need to keep me like I'm his girlfriend. Even Sam and Brittany who are dating isnt like that. It's just kinda bothering.

"All right, people, we are back!" Finn says excitedly and write 'Regionals' on the white board. "First of all, big props to Sam and Blaine for all their hard work to make this happen. But there's no time to celebrate. We just lost three weeks of prep time for Regionals, and we still have to raise $400 to pay for the bus to get to the competition in Indianapolis." Finn says to us.

"It's the Paris of Indiana." Artie says to us.

"I propose a bake sale. I mean it worked last time." Finn says to us.

"Well, that's because Puck spiked the cupcakes with Mary Jane." Artie simply said.

"I'd be willing to cut off my hair to sell it for extra cash." Joe says.

"To who? Jamaican kids with Rastafarian cancer? Or as rigging on a haunted pirate ship?" Kitty asks Joe.

"I could sell more of my semen." Sam simply said.

"This is silly." Tina protest and walk to the front then grins at us. "I know exactly how we're gonna get the money. The Men of McKinley calendar. Let's face it this is the cutest crop of Glee boys we've ever had." Tina grins at us.

"That's great. And it's January, so it's the perfect time to sell them." Marley nodded as agree.

"There are six guys, so each one can take two months. I think Blaine should definitely be December. You can do a Santa thing but sexy. Sexy Claus." Tina grins.

"I'm in as long as I can take my shirt off." Sam makes an impression.

"Wait, why does it have to be just the men? Why can't we objectify the girls, too?" Artie asks us.

"Cause girls are the ones that buy stuff. We're responsible for the consumer- driven economy. Those Twilight books are poop on paper, and we've turned them into a billion-dollar industry." Kitty simply answer.

"Besides, if the girl should pose for calendar then we have to pose with sexy bikini and hot pose? Hell to the no. This is high school calendar not Playboy or Penthouse. I know I'm hot enough to be pull off but no." I said to them.

"Over confidence bitch." Kitty rolls her eyes.

"Said the one who get so turned on with Puckerman testoteron." I roll my eyes.

"This could actually work." Finn grins at us. "Tina you're in charge. You can set up the photo shoots. Everybody else, pick your months and work on your concepts. Good job, Tina!" Finn says to Tina. "And for the rest, for this week assignment, pick up a song that quiet good for regionals." Finn says to us.

The bell rings.

I take my ransel and stand up from my seat. Think about the appropriate song for the regionals. I dont know what song it should be but I guess I will figure it out later.

"Hey, I need your help to choose the month for the boys. But Blaine should be definitely December." Tina says to me and walk next to me.

"Sure." I nodded. "I will send the list to your email tonight."

"By the way, what's going on with you and Ryder?" Tina grins at me.

"Nothing happened between us." I frown.

"Are you sure? In choir room he keep his eyes on you and I saw you went to Sadie Hawkins with him." Tina smirks at me.

"Yeah he begged me to ask him to that dance and I did." I simply said and walk to my locker.

"How sweet is that." Tina grins at me and standing next to my locker.

"Disgusting." I simply said.

"Oh hi Ryder. We just talking about you. I'll see you both around." Tina grins then walk away.

I turn my face and yes right Ryder is standing in front of his locker which next to mine. I roll my eyes and go back turn my face to my locker.

"So you were talking about me to Tina?" Ryder asks me.

"Yes, I told her about your Toy Story sheet." I simply said and shut my locker.

"You told her about my underware?" Ryder chuckles.

"Yes, kind of." I nodded and chuckle and walk away.

"Dont spread out about Star Wars!" Ryder shout.

I turn my face and laugh as he is looking at me and laughing at me. I turn around and hold my book file and walk in the hallways for my next class. This is really crazy. Like really crazy.

Ryder's POV

I'm still standing in front of my locker and put the book into my locker. Since Sadie Hawkins I know that something happen between Jade and I like we are getting closer and telling each other story and she kinda stop to being so mean to me and that's make me more really into her.

"People will think that you are crazy if you cant stop smiling while you looking at your locker." Jake shocked me.

"I was thinking about someone else, dude." I chuckle.

"Look, I know you're into my sister but I will stop to being her spy for you. Jade is so much smarter than me and she knows that I told you everything." Jake says to me.

"It's just like something happened between us since Sadie Hawkins. We started texting and telling each other story." I said to Jake and start walking together with him.

"Then tell her that you like her. Tell her that you're into her." Jake says to me.

"I dont have any guts to do that, man." I sigh.

"Why? Jade is single and you are single. Okay I told you that Marley told me that she is into me and she wanna take things slow so I did it. I just wanna be a good guy right now." Jake says.

"That's cool." I half-smiled at him.

"Look, Jade likes a guy who never give up, show her that you are into her." Jake holds my shoulder then walk to his class.

Yeah I know that. I wont give up that easily. My progress is already 50% and maybe if Jade give me sign, I will tell her the truth that I'm into her. Yeah. I'm bad in love and this time I dont wanna ruin it because she is different.

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Jade's POV

I went out from my classroom and holding my book file until I see Sam is walking down in the hallways topless and only with short sweat pants and boots.

I cant handle it and start laughing then walk to my locker where Ryder is standing in front of his locker and arrange his locker.

"What so funny?" Ryder frowns at me.

"Over there." I laugh and point to Sam who talking with Blaine and Tina in the hallways. "It's January. I even dont wanna take off my cheerios jacket." I shake my head and chuckle.

"Maybe he has different calendar." Ryder simply said.

I cant help it and laugh out loud. Yeah Ryder is right, Sam has different calendar so he though that this is Spring and way hot out there.

Ryder's POV

"Maybe he has different calendar." I simply said and turn my face to my locker.

Suddenly Jade laugh out loud. I turn my face at her and she really laugh and it's pure laughing. Even when she laugh at me like that it looks really cute and I cant help it.

"Yeah January for him is Spring." Jade laughs and open her locker.

I cant believe that I could make her laugh so hard like that. That words just came to my mind naturally and I told her and she laugh so hard.

"Jade, stop it. Everyone will start you're crazy." I chuckle as she is still laughing.

"You're funny. Seriously." Jade laughs and wipe her tears. "Ugh even I'm crying because of this."

"Hey, dude. Just wanna tell you to come to my seminars for the Men of McKinley Calendar this afternoon, at locker room." Sam says to me then turn his face at Jade who still cant stop laughing. "Is she crazy?" Sam ask quietly at me.

"I told her a joke." I chuckle.

"Okay dont forget to come and no chicks." Sam says to me and walk away.

"You should stop saying something stupid like that." Jade giggles and looking at her locker.

"Jade?" I turn my face at her.

"Yes?" Jade simply answer without looking at me.

I take the Iron Man mask and wear that. "Look at me." I said to her.

She shut her locker and turn her face at me then laugh out loud. "Stupid, that's backflip." Jade laughs.

"What?" I ask her.

"Here. Your mask is backflip." Jade take the mask from my face and fix that then wear it again on my face. "Now this is better." Jade smiles at me.

"Do you like it?" I raise my eyebrows at her.

"I was really wrong to tell you that I love Iron Man because you cant stop imitating him." Jade giggles.

"Jade, there is something that I want to tell you."

"What's that?" She raises her eyebrows at me.

"I......"

"Come on, we already late for practice." Kitty suddenly interupt us and take her hand and walk lead her.

"See you!" Jade waves me a goodbye and walk away with Kitty.

I let out a sigh and take off my mask. I was about to tell her that I'm into her but she gone away and I lose my big chance. Well, I'm still have another time actually and I use the right time to tell her everything.

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Jade's POV

Jake, Ryder, and Sam:

Hot in, so hot in here! So hot in, oh!

Jake (The Cheerios):

With a little bit of (Ah, ah)

And a little bit of (Ah, ah)

Just a little bit of (Ah, ah)

Just a little bit of (Ah, ah)

Sam (Jake and Ryder):

I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious, (Ah!)

Flirtatious, trying to show faces (Ah!)

I'm waiting for the right time to shoot my steez (You know)

Looking for the right time to flash them Gs, (Then uh!)

I'm leaving, please believing, (Oh!)

Me and the rest of my heathens

Check it, got it locked at the top of the Fo' Seasons

Penthouse, roof top, birds I feeding

Ryder (The Cheerios):

Years go by I'm lookin' (Na, na, na, na)

Through a girly magazine (Na, na, na, na)

And there's my homeroom angel (Na, na, na, na)

On the pages in-between (Na, na, na, na)

Jake (Sam):

It's getting hot in here, (So hot!),

So take off all your clothes (Eh!)

Ryder with The Cheerios (New Directions):

Angel is the centerfold (Hey, hey, hey, hey, ho!)

Angel is the centerfold

Jake:

It's getting hot in here, (Sam with The Cheerios: So hot!),

So take off all your clothes, (Sam: Eh!)

Ryder with The Cheerios (New Directions):

Angel is the centerfold (Hey, hey, hey, hey, ho!)

Angel is the centerfold

The Cheerios (Jake):

Mix a little bit of Ah, ah

With a little bit of Ah, ah (Let it just fall out)

Give a little bit of Ah, ah

With a little bit of Ah, ah (Let it all hang out)

Sam (The Cheerios):

Why you at the bar

(Hey) If you ain't popping the bottles? (Jake and Ryder: c'mon)

(Hey, hey) What good is all the fame if you ain't bumping the models

(Hey, hey) I see you driving, (Jake and Ryder: sports cars), ain't hitting the throttle

(Hey, hey) And I'll be down to do a hundred, top down and goggles

(Hey, hey) Get off the freeway, exit 106 and "Park"ed it

(Hey, hey) Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it

(Hey, hey) Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it

(Hey, hey) I spit game cause baby I can't talk it

Ryder (The Cheerios):

Warm and fuzzy sweaters (Na, na, na, na)

Too magical to touch (Na, na, na)

To see her in that negligee (Na, na, na)

Is really just too much (Na, na)

Jake (Sam):

It's getting hot in here, (So hot!),

So take off all your clothes (Eh!)

Ryder with The Cheerios (New Directions):

Angel is the centerfold (Hey, hey, hey, hey, ho!)

Angel is the centerfold

Jake:

It's getting hot in here, (Sam with The Cheerios: So hot!),

So take off all your clothes, (Sam: Eh!)

Ryder with The Cheerios (New Directions):

Angel is the centerfold (Hey, hey, hey, hey, ho!)

Angel is the centerfold

Jake:

Stop!

Jake with The Cheerios (The Cheerios):

Mix a little bit of (Ah, ah)

With a little bit of (Ah, ah)

Jake:

Let it just fall out

Jake with The Cheerios (The Cheerios):

Give a little bit of (Ah, ah)

With a little bit of (Ah, ah)

Jake:

Let it hang all out

Jake with The Cheerios (The Cheerios):

With a little bit of (Ah, ah)

And a sprinkle of that (Ah, ah)

Jake:

Let it just fall out

Jake with The Cheerios (The Cheerios):

I like it when ya (Ah, ah)

Girl, Baby make it (Ah, Ah)

The Cheerios:

Oh!

Jake with The Cheerios (The Cheerios):

It's getting hot in here, (So hot!)

Sam with The Cheerios (Ryder):

So take off all your clothes (Eh!)

The Cheerios (Jake, Ryder, and Sam):

I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off! (Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh!)

Jake with The Cheerios (The Cheerios):

It's getting hot in here, (So hot!)

Sam with The Cheerios (Ryder):

So take off all your clothes (Eh!)

The Cheerios (Jake, Ryder, and Sam):

I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off! (Ah, ah, ah, baby, fall out!)

Ryder:

Na na na na na na (Jake with The Cheerios: It's getting hot in here) (The Cheerios: So hot!)

Na na na na na na na na (Sam with The Cheerios:So take off all your clothes) (Ryder: Eh!)

Ryder (The Cheerios):

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!)

The Cheerios with Jake, Ryder, and Sam:

Oh!

Ryder:

Na na na na na na (Jake with The Cheerios: It's getting hot in here) (The Cheerios: So hot!)

Na na na na na na na na (Sam with The Cheerios:So take off all your clothes) (Ryder: Eh!)

Ryder (The Cheerios):

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!)

The Cheerios:

Oh!

Jake with Ryder, Sam, and The Cheerios:

It's getting hot in here!

It's kinda stupid to see the boys doing work out and got a help from the cheerios. Well, I didnt join them actually. I'm just curious about what is the thing that Ryder wanna tell me. Or maybe it just another his stupid jokes.

"You guys! You guys, that was amazing! We are going to make so much money! Yeah!" Finn says excitedly.

I just roll my eyes and take my ransel from the ground. There will be naked boy for the next one week and I just realized that Ryder has a great hot rockin' body. Oh wait, what the hell I'm talking about.

"Hey, what are you doing after school?" Brittany grins at me.

"Nothing much." I raise my eyebrows. "Why?"

"We should hang out." Brittany grins at me.

I just nodded and raise my eyebrows. Yeah maybe because it will be the best since I dont know what's going on with me right now.

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Brittany:

Fondue for two (Hey!)

Fondue for two (Yes!)

That's some hot dish!

Fondue for two!

"What's up my beloved audience! Today guest star is the one who just like mean Spanish b***h, let me present to you McKinley's very own, Jade Puckerman." Brittany smiles to the video.

I just raise my eyebrows and giggle. Brittany told me that we can hanging out after school and now I trapped in her house and doing online talk show with her.

"I'm not Spanish." I frown at her.

"So Jade, you and Puck are siblings huh?" Brittany asks me.

"Well, yes that womanizer is my half-brother." I nodded. "This fondue smells weird." I frown.

"I heard that you really love The Avengers, you spent three hours to stand in the line and watch the premiere?" Brittany asks me.

"Yes. Actually it was four hours. I bought the ticket online from one week before." I said to her.

"Then tell me about your girlfriend." Brittany grins at me.

"What girlfriend?" I raise my eyebrows.

"People called you New Santana Lopez and all I know Santana is lesbian and if you relate to her you must be the same too." Brittany says to me.

"No offense but I'm not gay. I'm fine with gay people but I'm straight and I dont have any boyfriend." I frown at her.

"I also heard that there is something between you and Ryder." Brittany grins at me.

"Nothing happened." I shake my head.

"You went out to Sadie Hawkins dance with him and he shows you that he totally into you. If he brave enough to be topless for McKinley calendar, why dont you brave enough to give him the same thing?" Brittany asks me.

"Like pose with bikini on Playboy or Penthouse magazine?" I raise my eyebrows.

"No, I mean like you should give him a chance to show you that he likes you." Brittany grins at me.

I just being quiet and dont know what to say. Why everyone keep telling me that there is something between Ryder and I? I dont feel anything only a bit different.

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I open my room door and walk on the stairs and walk downstairs. Jake is sitting down on the ground and playing with his guitar. I let out a sigh and throw my bag to the ground and lay my body on the bed.

"You home late." Jake says to me.

"Brittany kidnaped me to her house and doing her talk show." I said to Jake.

"I watched that and you've been bullied because she assumed that you're a gay." Jake laughs.

"Ugh stupid." I roll my eyes. "By the way, what happened between you and Marley today?" I turn my face at Jake.

"We sang a very romantic song and we kissed until at the end of the song she wanna tell me that she loves me but it turns out into she loved the song." Jake says to me.

"Dont be so confident. She didnt love you but she must be loved the song." I laugh.

"Talking about her with you wont make a conclusion. It's better to talk about that with Ryder." Jake simply said and walk upstairs.

"Can people stop talking about Ryder in front of me? I'm going crazy!" I yelled and cover my head with my pillow.

Ugh that's really stupid. Now I cant get Ryder out of my mind. No. I should be cool. I'm playing it cool. Jade wont fall in love with a guy. That's it. Wait, is that what Brittany said I'm a gay is right? Oh no no no, I'm straight. I'm straight hot b***h. That's it.

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Ryder's POV

I'm doing work out with Jake in boys locker room. I saw how Jade starred at my body yesterday and it makes me more confident with this Men of McKinley Calendar. Besides I watched Brittany's talk show last night and Jade was the guest star and Brittany suggest something that I love. Even though I though the same like her, I though that Jade was a gay but no.

"I'm thinking about naming my shoulders. You know, like The Situation has his abs? They could be my signature thing. One could be Smith and the other could be Wesson." I said to Jake.

"You name arms after guns, not shoulders." Jake simply said.

"Shoulders are part of your arms." I protest.

"No, they aren't. They're part of your shoulders. And don't pick a signature when you know that my John Hancocks are clearly better than yours." Jake says to me.

"No, they're not." I shake my head.

"Do I need to humiliate you right now?" Jake stand up and take off his tshirt.

"Bring it." I grin at him and take off my shirt and show off our gun. "They're on fire."

"I am a statue." Jake says proudly.

"There's our money-makers." Tina and Kitty suddenly walks into the boys locker room.

"This is the boys' locker room. You can't be in here." I frown at them.

"We couldn't help ourselves. Your chick magnets drew us in." Kitty smirks at us.

"I wanted to talk to you about the concepts for your pictures. Ryder, you're February and July. I was thinking heart boxers and a sexy Uncle Sam thing." Tina says to me.

"You're going to be June and October. June is a beach theme, and for October you're just gonna be holding a "Jake-o'-lantern" over your naughty bits." Kitty smirks at Jake.

"We're gonna go find Artie and tell him about his March sexy leprechaun." Tina grins at us then walk out with Kitty.

I sit down on a bench and take on my tshirt again. "I thought Kitty was gonna jump you right in here." I chuckle at Jake.

"Dude, you want to know the weirdest thing? If a girl in the next room is into me, I can feel it. But since I've been seeing Marley, it's like there's not another girl on the planet." Jake says to me.

"Wow. That is hard core." I said to him.

"Dude, I'm sorry, I try not to talk about her with you." Jake half-smiled at me.

"Why? I'm totally moved on. All right, you're really into her." I said to Jake.

"Then, the other day, we were singing this, like, romantic song together and then, right at the end, I thought that she was gonna say it to me." Jake says to me.

"Say what?" I raise my eyebrows. Jake only give me a sign and I do understand what he meant. "Oh! Oh It. Wha-What would you have done?" I ask Jake.

"I would have said it back. I mean, that's the way I feel." Jake simply said.

"Then you have to tell her first." I said to him.

"Nah.. I can't do that. That's terrifying." Jake shakes his head.

"Chicks dig hot guys who are willing to get naked for a calendar, but what they're really looking for is a guy who will get naked emotionally." I said to Jake.

"You said that to me but do you even have any guts to tell my sister that you are into her?" Jake raise his eyebrows at me.

"I was about to tell her yesterday but then Kitty took her away." I said to him.

"Then tell her again now." Jake says to me.

"Here is the deal, I will tell her if you wanna tell Marley about your feeling." I hold Jake's shoulder.

"Fair enough." Jake nodded.

I nodded and walk to my locker. Yeah I will tell Jade that I love her and into her no matter what I will take the consequences.

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Jade's POV | Glee Club

"Alright, Jake, you said you have something to show right? Take the floor." Finn says to Jake then sit down next to me.

I just raise my eyebrows and looking at Jake sitting down on the bench on the front. I'm just sitting down on the front row next to Finn. I know that Jake must be wanna sing something to Marley.

Jake:

Much as you blame yourself,

You can't be blamed for the way that you feel

Had no example of a love that was even remotely real

How can you understand something that you never had?

If you let me, I can help you out with all of that

Let me love you

And I will love you

Until you learn to love yourself

Let me love you

I know your trouble

Don't be afraid, oh, I can help

Let me love you

And I will love you

Until you learn to love yourself

Let me love you

A heart of numbness gets brought to life

I'll take you there

I can see the pain behind your eyes

It's been there for quite a while

I just wanna be the one to remind you what it is to smile

I would like to show you what true love can really do

Let me love you

And I will love you

Until you learn to love yourself

Let me love you

I know your trouble

Don't be afraid, oh, I can help

Let me love you

And I will love you

Until you learn to love yourself

Let me love you

A heart of numbness gets brought to life

I'll take you there

Let me love you

And I will love you

Until you learn to love yourself

Let me love you

I know your trouble

Don't be afraid, oh, I can help

I didnt know that my brother has similar voice with Ne-Yo or maybe it's because Jake is more like black and I'm like a hot latina. Yeah I know I'm hot enough.

"That was awesome, man. Absolutely a contender for Regionals." Finn clapping for Jake.

"Who was that song for?" Brittany asks Jake.

"Uh, that was for Marley." Jake answer shyly.

"Is there anything else you wanted to say to her?" Ryder asks Jake.

"Uh, I think the song pretty much said it." Jake says to us.

"Well done, man! That was awesome. Everyone give it up for Jake!" Finn clapping and stand up from his seat as Jake walk back to sit down on the back row.

"Finn, if I may?" Ryder suddenly raise his hand.

"Yes, Ryder?" Finn asks Ryder.

"I also have a song that I want to sing for someone here." Ryder walks to the front.

"You dont wanna mention her name, dude?" Jake says to Ryder.

"You'll know later." Ryder grins at us until music start begin and he start singing.

I'm just still sitting down on the front row and cross my legs on my seat and looking at him as he cant stop smirking at me and give me a sign that he sing this song for me.

Ryder:

Some people stay far away from the door

If there's a chance of it opening up

They hear a voice in the hall outside

And hope that it just passes by

Some people live with the fear of a touch

And the anger of having been a fool

They will not listen to anyone

So nobody tells them a lie

I know you're only protecting yourself

I know you're thinking of somebody else

Someone who hurt you

But I'm not above

Making up for the love

You've been denying you could ever feel

I'm not above doing anything

To restore your faith if I can

Some people see through the eyes of the old

Before they ever get a look at the young

I'm only willing to hear you cry

Because I am an innocent man

I am an innocent man

Oh yes I am

Some people say they will never believe

Another promise they hear in the dark

Because they only remember too well

They heard somebody tell them before

Some people sleep all alone every night

Instead of taking a lover to bed

Some people find that's it's easier to hate

Than to wait anymore

I know you don't want to hear what I say

I know you're gonna keep turning away

But I've been there and if I can survive

I can keep you alive

I'm not above going through it again

And although this is a fight I can lose

The accused is an innocent man

I am an innocent man

Oh yes I am

I am an innocent man

Oh yes I am

An innocent man

Everyone start clapping at the end he sang that song until he kneel down on his knees and hold my hand also smiles at me. I just dont know what to do. I guess what everyone said was right.

"Jade, would you go out with me?" Ryder raises his eyebrows at me.

"Ummm.....