The END of life...

Firex:virus.Minecraft.exe?portal lies.exe.vi.r.u.s?Aquarius:AHHHHHHHH!Both:AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!Firex:.Minecraft?Aquarius:how is this possible (hold your heads!time for calculations!)Aquarius:so there's a 1.2946304639563 chance for a mutatus portal in your house doing a sujthghyfgfyfdfuvxridhvxuehvxhehd- Firex:STOOOOOOOP to much!Aquarius:YOUR to much!how are you crazy man punching a tree!wait...there's a 5.392936203629362 Chance to be able to punch trees!Firex:Aquarius!This is Minecraft dumby head!we need to get back!plus I'm starving :(Aquarius:KILL THE COWS!WE ARE BUTCHERS NOW!Firex:we need trees as well!I'll get trees you get food!(Several minutes later)Firex:we now have a house!Aquarius:and we can cook and create tools with our furnace and crafting table!Firex:wait...HOW DID WE NOT REALISE!ITS MID NIGHT!Aquarius:aren't you meant to be good at fighting Firex?Firex:you're right!I can easily kill a witch!boom bada beam bada boom!I killed all the mobs Aquarius!Aquarius:you're skills are sooooo good they terrify me!Firex:cause FIREx get it?Aquarius:yeah. very funny.Firex:OK we need to mine for iron!Aquarius:you're right!we need diamonds!