
What a beautiful day dad, don't you agree?
Eh, what do you mean you're selling me away? I thought you loved me!
Hey beautiful lady, please don't hurt me I'm but a little kid!
Oh no, you took away both my first kiss, and my virginity? This isn't good...
Poor little girl, you seem more broken than I do, I'm so sorry I can't help you...
"Are you going to give up this easily?"
"Uhm, sure what else can I do, Mr. Voice in my head"
"Kill them all! Paint the city with blood!"
"With what exactly? All I have is this thin bedsheet covering me..."
"I'll give you a sword, now get up!"
"Pfft! you know, the previous voice in my head told me to kill myself. But sure this is rather creative, I'll buy whatever you're selling."
Eh? Did I become a Dragonslayer?
Hey little girl, grab onto me. I can help you now!
Holy sh*t I just destroyed the city!
Hey thank you Mr. Voice in my head...
Mr. Voice? Ah I should check a doctor.
Eh? What do you mean I'm a girl? I'm a boy can't you see- Ah well... *intense blushing* f*ck...?
That's not all? What! I'm not human either, but a Soul Weaver? Well, sure I mean I lived my life as boy and now I have a *****, at this point, you could say I'm already dead and I'd believe you.
I am? No? Ah, that's good I guess.
[Initiating the Ex System.]
Oh, it's a Ms. Voice in my head this time? It's been a while...
What do you mean some aliens are trying to kill me? Oh, they're Soul Weavers too?
Is it a RIP? no? Ok sure, let's rank up and kick some ass!
Yo, what up Mr. Angry Soul Weaver. Eh, I'm not enough to stop you, you say?
Fair enough, let me summon my army.
Surprising no? How about you say hi to my demons?
Aye, here are some angels too!
Be aware, they love hugs... especially when they can squeeze your soul out!

