Life Sucks!

The Dog When you're walking peacefully on the streets and suddenly there's a dog pops out in the middle-of-I-don't-know barking at you. I mean really??? You've got to be kidding me! Will you shut up? I don't even know you! Gosh problem your own problems sometimes, eh? ahh animals nowadays.. *walks off* _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ The Teacher When you're too bored in the class, and you have this kind of teacher that always says, "okay so..." And you're like counting on how many times he said it. And at the last minute of class you've got a total of a hundred times he said it. And you're like wow, that's pretty cool! Actually, there are so many things to learn in school. Like through counting, you learn to do math. Good job kid! _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Mirror Her: You're so ugly. Me: Ugh excuse me? I'm not a mirror. (I've got this from some writer also. I forgot the name but thanks to her. It's a good comeback, and it keeps me laughing my a*s off. Like Haha!) _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ The Rain I was singing to the 999999th level, and suddenly it rained... really hard. Then I stopped. And my friends looked at me like I was a criminal. And I was like "I swear it's not me. Yeah, you heard it. Not me. Hey! No, not me. There could be a storm or something. *still staring* Ughh! Stop staring!" _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ No Class? College sucks. There are so many stairs, and I'm wearing my business uniform that is so freaking tight, with these freaking high heels! And just in time when I entered the room, there were like 5 people and the other one said we had no class. No class? No class??!! (okay no need to repeat. I get it). What the! And now I'm out of breath. Well, who doesn't?! It's the freaking fourth floor! It even sucks more 'cause my next class is on in the next two hours. I'll look like a zombie on this state. -_- And my stomach is aching. Great. Just great! I need water please. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________