complications of amor

TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF

???: we are done.

To think she had the audacity. She really didn’t see that one coming tho. Flashback:

*Picking up from the section of the bear hug*, I then kissed her on the forehead, got up, and went to make coffee by the nightstand in my room. “ Hunny, you want some tea or coffee?” I asked as I stirred my cup of coffee with a spoon. * Then this happened*

Natts: hunny we gotta talk

* And at this point that’s when I realized something was about to go down*

Jay: Sure hun, is everything ok?

Natts: no, that’s what I wanna talk about.

Jay: okay……. Wussup?

Natts: I don’t feel like this is working.

Jay: what do you mean Hunny?

Natts: don’t call me that!

Jay: ….oookay? Then what should I call you?

Natts: call me by my name.

Jay: Okay sure, so you were saying?

Natts: I can’t keep doing this.

Jay: wha….* i was cut short*

Natts: it’s not me, it’s you.

Jay: wait, what? Are you breaking up with me?

Natts: what do you expect when you can’t live up to my

standards?

Jay: what do you mean?

Natts: okay let me put this in terms you will understand, I

don’t love you and you can’t handle all this * while

caressing her curveless body *, you can’t afford

my lifestyle and I’ve been cheating on you with

Chad, your best friend.

Jay: * chuckles while slowly clapping thrice * wow, (gold digger *silently*) * chuckles *

Natts: didn’t you hear me? Perhaps I should repeat

myself, I….. * I cut her short *

Jay: I heard you

Natts: so what’s so funny you psycho, aren’t you

supposed to be angry or something?

Jay: yeah, no. I initially saw this coming from the

beginning, that’s why I held back from revealing

my true identity and net worth. You are a dirty gold

digger.

Natts: what are you talking about?

Jay: Victoria, tell her who I am.

???: ……

Jay: I know you are up and running you dumb computer,

so stop wasting my time.

A.I system (victoria): as you wish Master Jay, master

Jay is a multi-millionaire. His full

name, Jacob Madz, net worth is

four trillion excluding his property.

Master Jay owns a mansion in

every estate and right now we are

in his computerized penthouse in

Beverly hills which cost 25 billion

dollar all expenses included. So in

conclusion total net worth is around

five trillion dollars.

* by the time Victoria was done Natalie was starstruck*

Natts: *nervously chuckles* I was just joking, you know

that right babe? *while trying to hold

me*

Jay: oh and Chad is not my best friend, he’s just my

assistant. ( *shakes her off him* get off

me you dirty gold digger). * snap snap snap*

curtains.

* the curtains open and I walk toward them * to

think I actually wasted time on you.

* looks over shoulder * Victoria, please dispose of

this trash.

Victoria: as you command.

Jay: peace b***h * as she got dropped through the floor

into a dust bin below my floor *

This pretty much sums up the intro.

Jay: f**k!!! *starts crying tears of rage* why does this

always have to happen?

Victoria: I’m sorry Master Jay, aren’t you glad she’s

gone tho?

Jay: of course I am, I just don’t understand why I can

never find the one.

The next couple of weeks were spent miserably, as if depression and self-consciousness weren’t enough. I was devastated and utterly heartbroken. I talked to the least number of people possible. Maybe in a day I’d speak to Victoria or argue with myself about how pathetic and lonely I was. I would work out extra hard and lay off work for a bit, until a day when Victoria had finally had enough. She unauthorizedly entered me into a dating app and inserted all my details accordingly. She set me up for a date and told me to dress up fancy for a meeting, and I was totally in the dark about the date.

I was clad in a custom-made black tux with my pitch-black turtle-neck and coat overlapping my tux, getting ready for the so-called meeting Victoria arranged for me. I found out about the date 20 minutes ago and everything from my clothes to my schedule was already arranged by this damn computer. For the finishing touches, I wore my limited edition Richard Millie watch and my custom-made CK cologne. Ready for my date, I left.