Badass Cultivation System
799 Words
“Hays”
This world is really full of wonders, quickly recovering from what just happened.
Joseph was really excited wanting to know the world more. Exploring new things, and finding out the secrets of the Universe itself.
Calming down, Joseph was now thinking. If my memory serves me right, I wish for a system, a strong system.
'System' calling out in midair, calling the cheat known as System.
[Ding!]
[Yes, host?]
“What's your function?”
[You can all find it on Status]
"Status" Joseph silently called out.
[Ding!]
[Welcome to Badass Cultivation System]
[System Start]
[Ding!]
[Name: Joseph (16)
Qi Cultivation: none
Body Cultivation: none
Techniques:
BP(Badass Points): 0]
This guy is absolutely trash, "This, why don't I have a Cultivation?" Ask Joseph as he saw in the system, that this man, named Lin Fan, has no Cultivation, literally none.
[The previous Lin Fan died from Qi Deviations, because of that, Host Cultivation was reset]
"That's utter BS" Joseph cursed in a low voice, the previous guy really died horribly, giving the New one a stressful situation. "What am I supposed to do now?"
[Because of the loss of Cultivation, God gave you a present. Making you have a smooth sailing in this world]
"Where is it?" Joseph then looked at his surroundings but to his disappointment, he found nothing but a House made of wood and scrap items.
[Host, thought of 'Starter Pack']
'Oh God, this is so cliché' Joseph said to himself shamefully 'Starter Pack' embarrassed thought of Joseph.
[Ding!]
[You Got]
[BP: 1000]
[Technique: Monkey Steal Peach]
[Mysterious Aura]
[A lot of Crap]
His eyelids started to twitch as he saw the Legendary Shameless Technique 'Monkey Steal Peach'. The OG Technique of his favorite character. And thought to himself 'This is going to be fun'.
"Pretty good for a starter pack" Lin Fan rubbed his chin like a detective, "But it's pretty Normal" said that, but anyway he got here, and giving him OP stuff is probably a stretch.
"Hmm.. Let's see the function"
[Ding!]
[BP: Badass Points in short BP, the currency of the system. This let you upgrade your Techniques and your Cultivation]
[Technique: Monkey Steal Peach, it had only one move, a move that was absolutely devastating for males, an earth-shattering power; one move that directly crushed one's balls. ]
[Mysterious Aura : unknown]
This guy just got lazy and put Unknown to the description.
'Hayss, the Gods got lazy too, putting this Badass System who's a lot more promising than a Dating System' Shaking his head and throwing all the unnecessary thoughts. Fan
This time he's not Joseph from Modern Day, but Lin Fan, in the world of Cultivation.
Joseph- No! Lin Fan needs to Cultivate Crazy now.
Crossing his leg into his bed, because of low points was given by the stingy system, Lin Fan needs to do it Manually. He's face was serious, because this is the first time Lin Fan experienced how Cultivation was.
Closing his eyes, and silently doing what the manuals have written and engraved to his brain. His face was solemn and serious.
1 second
...
1 minute has passed.
Lin Fan open his eyes and sigh, as he said to himself " Hays~, Cultivating is so Difficult"
He got up and asked the system System "Faster method to get BP points?”
[Do cool things]
"How the f*ck do I do that?”
[Tips. Host is Super Handsome, I got super hard by just looking at the Host]
Oh, Lin Fan was stunned and touched his face. He silently smiles to himself and said “I have a planned”
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3rd POV.
Many of the Outer Court Disciples are cultivating in the Training Grounds, they chat amongst themselves and form a group, their topic anything under the sun.
At the Training Grounds…
“Dude, what do you think”
"About what"
"About the strongest Outer Court Disciple of our sect?"
"Of course, its Senior Brother Le Xian"
"Why?"
"They said that, Senior Brother Le Xian broke through High Qi Circulation Realm, and he confirmed it himself"
"What really?!"
"Yeah, he's the strongest and many disciples are supporting him, lackey's, he doesn't lack them, he got plenty of them who willingly abide him"
"Then, who do you think is the most Sexy Outer Sect Disciple"
"Hmm, I guess it will be Sheng Shenti, she has sexy figures, and she makes a sexy smile, tempting enough. I will willingly throw my half life just to have one night with her"
"Fair enough, we're really buddies, we got the same taste"
"Then, who's the most Handsome Disciple of the Entire Sect?"
"Phew, do I even have to say, of course it's me" disciple B said to his friend in disdain.
'Thud'
The disciple A smack disciple B's head.
"Hmm, you're so ugly, like a duck, the most handsome is of course me, nothing will come close to my handsomeness" the disciple said with great vigor, but when he saw the look of contempt the onlookers gave him, he grew quiet and coughed. And start another banter.
“Koff"
"Then, who do you have the longest dic..."
"Then, it's you, you're great"
The disciple smiled at his friend's praise.
“Mine is 4 inch (ca. 10 centimeters), what's your”
“ 4.5 inch (ca. 11 centimeters)"
"..."
"..."
"You're so honest"
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