Killed by a Truck? Kono Dio Da!
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Joseph was actually a normal teenager.
He loves to read Web novels, Light Novels, any kind of Novels. Most of his favorite novels are written by the author of Xin Feng. This author particularly likes the name Lin Fan, and uses it in all of his novels.
That's why Joseph, if he actually transported to another world, he wanted to be named Lin Fan. The name Lin Fan sounds lame and ordinary, but that's what it makes interesting.
Joseph was now laying on the sofa, reading novels on his cellphone. Every morning, Joseph would open his phone, checking for chapter updates.
None “Sweet”
Joseph saw that no chapter was updated today, maybe the authors haven't woken up yet, tired of writing chapters?
Or... they just didn't want to update.
F*cking authors, 'you all go to hell!' Thought Joseph as he threw his phone on the sofa.
'Lazing around and waiting patiently is not good, let's eat while I wait'.
With that mindset, Joseph went and cooked food, his breakfast today.
Not too fancy, just a cup of noodles.
Slurping his noodles with great vigor, Joseph finishes it within 5 minutes, slurping and licking it while it's hot.
Gulping cold water, then done. Joseph breakfast was now complete.
Joseph yawned and stretched his limb. Looking at the house, bored.
Joseph wanted to take a walk, locking the door of his house and going out. Maybe exercise a little? Nah! Joseph was a lazy bum.
Joseph was now walking outside, seeing the beauty of nature. Clouds that float in the blue and clear sky, 'What a great day' Joseph said to himself as he continued walking down the road.
Beep~
Beep~
Then, Joseph heard a beep sound. 'Sounds like truck beeping' Joseph glanced around him and saw a truck.
The truck was driving fast at the road 'This guy is mad' as he thought of that, the truck made an u turn and drove towards Joseph.
“Hō… mukatte kuru no ka? Instead of running away you're coming right at me”
Joseph said that as he saw the truck driving towards him at an insane speed. Left with no choice, Joseph made a split decision and laid down the ground.
The truck ran over Joseph and didn't touch “I'm really invincible” Noah said that and got up the ground, patted the dust and looked back.
He saw the truck, and struck the building.
Joseph fetches his phone and calls the ambulance, with this impact the driver must be dead or if not and a miracle happens, he will be at least seriously injured.
Joseph tells the ambulance the location, what happens, etc. Done!
Joseph was curious who this unlucky driver was. He approaches it with great caution, when the door of the driver seat opens.
Joseph was freaking out, “Are you still alive?” shouted Joseph and calmly approached the driver seat.
When he comes closer and grabs his head. “The F*ck, It's...” Joseph was shocked not at the hand that was holding him, but the face he was seeing.
“It's me Dio!” Dio gently grip, Joseph's Head.
...
You know the drill.
Joseph meets God, asking for his wishes.
Then, Joseph easily accepted his death and the only regret he had is not completing the Novel he currently likes.
Joseph wants to have a system, a strong system, a wuxia world, and he wants to have a name, Lin Fan. Yep! He seriously wasted his one wish for a name.
God granted his wish and Joseph fell asleep.
...
In a freaking large mountain.
In a broken house.
A handsome boy opened his eyes and got up, looking at his surroundings in confusion. Then the Handsome boy groaned in pain and clutched his head.
“Ufg"
Groaning his head the Handsome Boy rolled on the bed while clutching his aching head. Rolling two times to the right and rolling four times to the left. The boy really likes to roll in bed.
The rolling stop, the boy got up blankly and murmur to himself "It's really real, that God didn't con me"
...
Hello my name is Joseph, pretty normal name, but now i think it's not.
I'm now experiencing a phenomenon known as 'Transporting To Another World', this phenomenon allows a person to travel to another world. Scientists, etc. Never proven that it's possible, but lemme tell you this now, I Joseph proven it.
I'm now in a world where everyone's an ant. Everyone is looked down upon. This is the world of Cultivation, the 'Wuxia World'.
I'm now possessed, a just passed away person. This person is named Lin Fan, yep Lin Fan is his name.
Lucky, I'm truly lucky.
What's even more crazy is, this guy is dub as the most Handsome Outer Court Disciple. Many didn't agree to this, because they don't see Lin Fan in the flesh, but the one that saw him, agreed to this claim. Making Lin Fan an infamous person.
And boy, it is really true, this guy is handsome. No homo.
Even though the owner of this body is handsome as hell, he got a Trash Aptitude. He doesn't have any friends, heck even he did not have an acquaintance. This guy is really loner to the bone.
This guy lives on solitude, driven by his revenge and cultivate crazy, day and night nonstop.
His village, his place of birth, was flattened to dust by Beast. He is the only survivor.
Cultivating day and night, until his body can't take it anymore, and die by exhaustion.
So sad...
This guy's life is really pitiful.
I sorted the previous memories and saw an important event.
6 months from now on, a Tournament will be held. All participants have to be at Qi Circulation Realm.
Top 10 will be awarded and advanced, and become an Inner Court Disciple of the Sect.
“No wonder the owner of this body was in a rush to cultivate and died pitifully. A pity he had trash aptitude, but don't worry dude, I will fulfill your dying wishes and avenge your village”.
As I said this, a sense of relief washed over me, I felt like shackles had been broken and felt free and light as a feather. Looking at myself again, Joseph felt like the World had accepted his existence.
As he sensed the wonder around his body, the only thing he can say is...
“Such a Cliché thing happened to me...”
- Writer
