SEVEN DEADLY SINS

SLOTH

"Yeah yeah yeah I'd fix it later" I sloppily told my brother who reminded me to replace the rubber hose connected to the gas tank in my kitchen for the nth time

He's been bugging me to clean up and he just won't stop calling me since 8 this morning

I looked at my cellphone to check on the time, it's 1pm already but I decided to sleep some more

Around 4pm I woke up again, my stomach growled so I ordered pizza

I went out of my room when the delivery guy arrived, I almost stumbled to the ground because I tripped in some boxes of take out food scattered all over the floor

Leftover food are all over the counter and the dining table so I opted to eat in the couch while watching TV

I fell asleep in the couch with the box of half-eaten pizza resting on top of my stomach, it's already dark out when I awoke

I heard a hissing sound and smelled something suffocating coming from the kitchen

I walk towards the kitchen then I flicked the light switch on

Then wham! Something exploded from the kitchen

Next thing I know, I was lying in the hospital bed, covered in bandage from, head to foot, I am barely breathing and I can't see a damn thing

Some police officer visited me in the hospital and told me that my appartment burnt down and nothing's left of it.

The fire quickly scattered because of the food boxes all around the house and they also found out that my fire alarm and sprinkling device was deactivated.

Yeah, I didn't check that thing too.....