“My god, I thought you were joking.”
“Did you?” my wife laughed.
“Well, at least I thought…”
“What, Robert? What did you think?”
“I don’t know…that it was some kind of twisted game that you and he like to play,” Robert said.
“It is a bit twisted,” my wife said, “but it’s no game. Take a look at his penis.”
Robert crouched down to get a better look and was clearly surprised, “Jesus, what is that thing on his d**k?”
“A little something that keeps him from having even the tiniest bit of pleasure…ever,” my wife gloated.
I watched Robert’s body shudder violently.
“E…Ever?” he choked out.
“Actually it’s only been three months and I…”
“Three months?” Robert blurted.
“Why? Is that a long time, Robert?” my wife said coyly. “Couldn’t you wait three months if it was for me?”
Robert had a
