Please do not misunderstand. I am not looking for a refund and for god’s sake please do not send me a replacement ‘for my trouble’.
Sincerely,
Orlando
ps: On the plus side I did discover that the stuff in the purple tube is slippery enough that I could get my p***s to slip out of its cage, so the entire experience did have an up moment (if you get what I mean).
The Cutter
“So, Mary, have you ever used yours?” Susan asked.
I had been having a drink at the crummy bar that was close to my apartment prior to settling in for the night. Susan had been sitting next to me and struck up a conversation. We seemed to hit it off and three drinks later this question came out of the blue.
“My what?” I asked.
“Your cutter. Don’t you have one?”
“Cutter?”
“Mary, are you just being cute or don’t
