“So, Hannah, why did you have me over?”
“I want another dog, Tam.”
“Listen, Hannah, I don’t know how you tricked him into being a dog, but I have no intention of finding out. I’m out of here.”
“Not you, Tammy,” Hannah laughed. “I want to turn my asshole of a boyfriend into my next dog.”
“Asshole? How do you keep getting assholes?” Tammy asked.
“They don’t start out that way. Something happens to them I guess. Anyway I want you to watch Spike while I take him to the place where I had David turned into Spike.”
“Watch him?” Tammy asked.
“Yeah, and use him to scratch some of those itches you don’t even know you have.”
“Like what?”
“Do you like prolonged oral s*x?”
“Hannah, what girl doesn’t?”
“Does your boyfriend do it as long as you’d like?”
“Of course not.”
“Spike will,” Hannah
