“A horse ranch?”
“Yes, where I can pretend to be a horse and you can drive me.”
“Kyle! Are you still on that stupid pony kick?”
“Honey, you promised that if I found a place you’d give it a try.”
“That’s because I thought it was just bullshit,” she said scathingly. “I never believed there really were places like that.”
“Kathy, you promised.”
“Can’t you go by yourself?”
“No, they won’t let me,” I said disappointedly. “I have to have a driver.”
“f**k! Kyle, why do you want to do this anyway?” she screeched. “It seems really dumb to me, running around naked pulling someone in a cart.”
“Please, Kathy, you promised!”
“How long?”
“What?”
“How long to we have to be there?” she asked.
“Well, we could go for a week…”
I backpedaled as I saw the expression on her face. I wasn’t talking
