My Wife and My Husband

My wife this my pub house talks I do not like but what will I do when I have friends like you and him around, to dine and wine with and say to the day 'go to Hell. For me, there was no better ways to express myself than bottles of alcoholic beverages and gins which my wife complained loudly about. I drink and I know but am not sure am drunk. I takes few bottles and I'm gone. Switch over to my car and I ignited the engine and I'm home coming. like I do at home but my car do not start low and my wife does. she complains of been too tired and perhaps.... what? 'your thing! what is that, I often wonder. this too my car don't do. My car one's it on, the first firing put it on motion. It keeps rising no matter the hill, valley or how storming the weather maybe; winter or summer. My wife terrible. she frowned immediately I comes near as she lays before me the numerous activities she had embark on. often I get bored when the refusal became excess. she demands I pett her and begg her which made me bribe and promise things that are not redeemable. The moment of persuasiveness and love professing, the gasket would burn as the oil spill on the ground. then she will say ' cleaned up this mess dirty engineer'. anytime she is need, the play began like on mark, legs opened and closed like the second hand vehicle my father bought for his late friend, Pa Joe. The car had injector pump problem. But my wife wasn't sick because the doctor said so and she had never complained of any body pain or headache. And why was she behaving like this, I wouldn't know. My friends and colleagues talks of their wives like this too. So I wasn't alone. They too comes to the pub house for bottles of wine and some got drunk and slept there. Baby why are you treating me like this, she won't answer. Then she gives me her attention as the next five seconds the motion of my car was steady and fast. Ones it passed five seconds, jerking off and on began. 'i love you, you know it ' she slowly got my attention as the car continues moving slow. 'but let me remind you that is because I love you am doing this for you.... otherwise.....' she said. 'hey boy, if you want to go on this drive next time, you must promise me you won't look those small.. small.. do i make myself cleared' she demands. I was quick to say yes ma otherwise she will say get out foolish man.. Again she said your thing and I have to tell her sorry and also promise to be easy. 'stop-stop foolish man.' The car went off. another starting began. I would have to push the car first and bring it down to the edge. 'no! not like that. Get up and increase the volume of the air conditioner and power the standing fan'. she ordered. I was up and doing till she said come let try again. ' 'This time, slow and gently. okay?' she demands. 'Hope you know you alone can't push this car unless on slope. please come dear, let me help you. Flatten your jar, it works better that way. Gently I warmed. Hence pushing began. after ten minutes of uninterrupted pushing. first black smoke came out and the sound was chi-chi-ta. for more time, the sound continues and before hand the sound was normal. the only thing I could hear from her was harder and the steering became flexible as firing continues and I watch how my car was finishing the race itself. drive on the road now was smooth and safe. the car engine and all it body parts were working automatically. I enjoyed my drive now because the sound from it exhaust were cleaned as green energy. though the journey so far had been fun. I have enjoyed it drive, thus there has been so many things that I would have like to change and I don't if I can't because life it self complex. now that the exhaust of the car had exhale, I was beginning to believe that life without woman was a robot journey. I could trek and there would never be anyone to tell you stop. I was really confused about the life that I had met and I was in it and others were in it and many like my father and his father had all experience it. I had wondered if I can't change it but the fact about it, no one had ever changed it. Life of man in the world control by women was like the biblical analogy of Jericho prostitute. You can not defeat them because they were part of our daily life. Back to my car, the ignition was still on motion but the speed and acceleration had reduced. The sound from the engine was low and it seemed difficult to hear if the car was on or not. I had wondered what really happened, the car that was ones noise and often come with disbursement of smells was now cool and steady. I then say to myself this Craft was really beyond the fable of dreaming and gambling. few minutes thereafter, I saw the power accelerator going up. I was shocked at the speed of which it was coming. what this for I wonder myself as if I had control over it actions. My wife still lying closely knew something was thick. can I start allover again, should I beg and lied again and promise another batch of heaven and earth and not one had I redeemed? I was so beautifully confused. Or should I just force myself on her like my forefathers days, and come to think of it, she's my wife. I only echoes deep thoughts of what the laws would say when she says it was without her consent. Today r**e is now in matrimonial home. Husband and wife who signed marriage registration for from two to one and for better for worse had found abused. Would a self abuse and r**e thyself? I was then left gazing at the open sky because modern laws was catching up on me like rain fall. meanwhile my car was on and it would not stop till i either do so or the fuel got finished. my car was foremost efficient than my wife because it had no emotional, no psychological or spiritual problems. And it had no feminine objections. I was devastated because marriage and the society had left me wondering. the Union of boyfriend and girlfriend was the best time I enjoy cougar bliss. it was awesome moment when I await my partner. Intimacy was a great experience that linger till now. The show display of style and vigor was amazingly good and I had wondered marriage would be better. Marriage was a better hell than the prosperous illustration of heaven. There were restrictions on everything I was use. I would not like my then girlfriend to anything rather, angel from above. she knew my excessive love life and she quench my dirty taste. There was no hell of complains than consolation of better times ahead. How comes she the wife and story change. Had there been things I do not know till we tie the knot? Then she convintly shared me with her friend and now the sight of me looking at other women now distasteful. Change was actually constant and I saw it my own way. I again plead her course because I was not done yet. I went on more drives. when I was fully charged I could hear say I feel good. she felt it and I too. I had acknowledged her help as I thank her. She asked, the day this car would break down what will you do '. playfully I said buy another. ' dear tell me you are joking, if not, this will be your last time of entry this booth' she threatened. I'm joking ooh. ' okay tonight I will handle you well. For now am going into the kitchen to make some food for us. kiss me' she requested. I then blew kisses in the air and I said take it me my wife.