In love with my best friend

Chapter three

"Do you think that I need to go on a blind date? Or I should try dating sites? I mean I know I have been single after I serah but now I think I have been single for a long tim...."

"You have just been single for two weeks.", Ryx chimed in but he was ignored.

"We are not getting younger Ry, when are we going to find the right woman, get married and have children?"

"Unless you change that your play boy attitude and settle down with one woman, only then will you have children.", Ryx said and Asher rolled his eyes stubbornly.

"That's rich coming from you considering the fact that we are still single, the only difference between us is that I get laid and you don't."

"And where has the s*x landed you? Aren't you still single?"

"It's still better than no s*x at all, I mean how else am I suppose to pleasure my wife if I don't get the experience? You really need to get laid Ry or your wife will have serious work to do."

"My name is just R...y...x, I don't get why you only R....y ..... "

"Same goes for you.l, you only pronounce ash."

"Can't blame me, your name is literally six letters word, it's too long.", Ryx replied.

"What about people named Nickolaus or marvellous."

"Who the f**k bear those names? And besides Nickolaus can be shortened to Nick and marvellous.... Probably, Marvel or lous.", Ryx said.

Asher laughed, "That doesn't even make sense, imagine people calling you lous."

"It's not even that funny.", Ryx sneered when ash couldn't stop laughing for three good minutes.

"Your expression makes it funnier.", He said holding his stomach.

Ryx just shook his head and walk away making Asher to run after him.

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Immediately they got to their working place, Big star advertising organization, which Asher finds funny cause who the f**k would name an organization big star?

"Don't tell me you didn't see Liza staring at you lustfully, she obvious wants you to f**k her, this is your chance Ry.", Ash whispered but as usual he was ignored.

"Do you want me to set you two up? Should I speak to her for you?"

"Since when are you so invested in my s*x life?", Ryx said trying not to sound annoyed.

He hated fighting with Asher but as childish abd annoying he can be, their fight is not something someone should take as a joke either.

"I just don't want to miss out of fun, don't you want to feel what orgasm is like, don't you want to release?"

"Oh God! How can you talk about s*x like this outside? Can't I have my private life?"

"No you can't.", He replied sternly.

"Hmm.... Good morning Ryx, I was just wondering if you got my email yesterday.", Kevin said as he walked up to them.

"Yeah .....???", Ryx replied and the atmosphere became tense and awkward.

Kevin was the most weird person those two ever came across.

Ever since he started walking there, he has always acted weird towards Ryx, takes any chance he can get to become close to him without Asher interfering of course.

With the way Asher was always with Ryx, Kevin has grown to hate him and well the feeling of hatred was mutual because Asher is very protective of Ryx and of course Kevin is a threat.