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Fuggerstein & Co.: Lost Lands

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This story is an echo from forgotten times—an age when

people walked on ceilings, labor was a reward, beasts wore

neckties as managers, and machines sprouted naturally from

the soil like bizarre mechanical cabbages. Our heroes, blissfully

oblivious to conventional success, were entirely consumed

with the selective breeding of new alcohol-distillation

apparatuses, passionately composing speeches from armored

vehicles, and pioneering a language built purely from creative

vulgarity. They lived far from their native constellation, yet—

I dare say—were kind of happy.

However, the tides of war in their homeland brought floods

of refugees onto their adopted planet. Seeing the mounting

chaos as both crisis and opportunity, our heroes decided it was

high time to test their luck elsewhere—ideally somewhere they

could avoid the usual cosmic fistfights over territory and

sunlight. A timely advertisement caught their eye: the

Constellation of Granada - named in honor of a football club

idolized by its founder was welcoming new immigrants.

Without hesitation, second thoughts, or even basic due

diligence, our heroes shrugged collectively—"Why hide under

the skirts when you're destined for the stars?" They swiftly

tidied up their lives, scattered their accumulated belongings

like ceremonial breadcrumbs, grabbed their backpacks, and set

forth for their personal 'sich'.

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