#general-help (Gunpowder, Time, and Senseless Shipping)
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getting out of hand.
EvolverOcelot (Coris): Look, I'm just asking for some Wikipedia articles here. I'll figure it out from there.
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): Alright, new rule. Users are not permitted to share information or resources for the production of NUCLEAR WEAPONS. This server is now officially anti-nuclear proliferation.
EvolverOcelot (Coris): Real buzzkill there, Modus.
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): It's been a rough week, okay.
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lovelylily (Xiaxia): Anybody here know the basics of gunpowder production?
@nameless-npc (Generica II) sent file: gunpowder-for-dummies.pdf
lovelylily (Xiaxia): Perfect! Thanks Nameless~♪
nameless-npc (Generica II): No problem, somebody asks about gunpowder at least once a week around here.
IGotASword (Avitria): wow, is gunpowder that popular?
nameless-npc (Generica II): It can be a big advantage on some worlds that haven't invented it yet.
IGotASword (Avitria): oh so i guess they don't have it on xiaxia yet
lovelylily (Xiaxia): Oh, they have gunpowder already! It's just a little on the weak side. I need something with a little more punch~♪
nameless-npc (Generica II): Try to be careful, we don't want a repeat of the Wu Incident.
IGotASword (Avitria): the wu incident...?
IGotASword (Avitria): wu as in @ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent)?
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Yes, I am the titular Wu of the Wu Incident.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Are you surprised, Sword? Wu was actually pretty reckless back in the day.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): It was some two hundred Years ago from my perspective. Unsurprisingly I have grown up somewhat since then.
IGotASword (Avitria): wow!!! you're two hundred years old???
nameless-npc (Generica II): Did you forget that Wu is a cultivator?
IGotASword (Avitria): i remembered!!!
IGotASword (Avitria): just, this server has been around for a long time, huh?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Time gets... a little funky across multiverses. So it's not technically inaccurate to say the server's been around for a while, but...
lovelylily (Xiaxia): It was here when I reincarnated 19 years ago~♪
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): And when I did the same, Two Hundred and Thirty years ago.
nameless-npc (Generica II): But the chat logs only go back a few years. The server exists outside of a proper timeline, so it's got special code to give it the illusion of linear time. Modus calls it a "temporal experiential compression filter" or something like that.
IGotASword (Avitria): this is making my head hurt!!!
nameless-npc (Generica II): Be glad you're not hearing all this from Spoon or Modus then.
IGotASword (Avitria): speaking of, what's the deal with those two anyway?
nameless-npc (Generica II): You mean, what's their story? They're both very powerful beings. I suppose I can tell you a bit about them if you like.
IGotASword (Avitria): no i mean like
IGotASword (Avitria): are they a couple, or...?
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): What on Earth gave you that impression?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Have you ever even seen them talk to each other?
IGotASword (Avitria): i don't know, they just seem like they'd be a good couple is all!!!
lovelylily (Xiaxia): Now wait, now that you mention it, they do seem like a good pair. I think you have a good eye for this sort of thing, Sword~♪
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): We are not turning this into a Shipping Discussion, especially not one involving the Mods of the Server.
IGotASword (Avitria): cmon though you think so too right???
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): No Comment.
drSpoon (Heart of Magic): What seems to be teh topic of discussion today?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Scatter, fools!
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