#general (Kings, Blades, and Grimoires)
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said it would be temporary, and the hooves did disappear, but the horns are still here!
nameless-npc (Generica II): Maybe they're like goat horns, and you'll shed them in the winter?
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): Goats don't shed their horns, you're thinking of deer.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): maybe they're like goat horns and you'll keep them forever?
CouldBeCool (Underdark): guys this is serious! i dont want to be a weird horny freak!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): hehehe horny
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): You're not helping, Whatsa.
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Okay all of you move it to #magic-help. General chat is for general chat. You'll probably find a solution faster over there anyway, I think Spoon is online.
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IGotASword (Avitria): good morning!!!
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Good evening.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Good Afternoon
nameless-npc (Generica II): Good three in the morning.
IGotASword (Avitria): wow, time zones, huh?
nameless-npc (Generica II): I don't think "time zone" is the proper term when you're talking about alternate planes of existence.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Though inaccurate the Term suffices. What are you doing Awake at Three in the Morning?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Hey, I don't judge your sleeping habits.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Out loud.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I receive precisely the Correct Amount of Sleep for one of my Cultivation
nameless-npc (Generica II): Two hours of meditation a week is a scam and Heaven Continent is bullshit.
IGotASword (Avitria): wu!!! you're a cultivator?
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I am only a lowly Spirit Formation apprentice. But Yes, I am a Cultivator
IGotASword (Avitria): that's so cool!!! do you have any neat cultivation techniques you can teach me???
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I am afraid that, even if I were not Bound to Secrecy of the Cultivation Techniques practiced by my Sect, Cultivation is not something that can be Taught to simply Anyone
nameless-npc (Generica II): Also it only works on Bullshit Continent.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): There are Techniques for transmitting Punches through the Internet
nameless-npc (Generica II): Are we even using the internet?
IGotASword (Avitria): ARE we using the internet???
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Both of you, no fighting in the general chat.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Grumble grumble.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Unfortunately what Nameless says is Correct. Cultivation Techniques work exclusively on Heaven Continent, barring some Extremely Similar Universe of which I am not aware
IGotASword (Avitria): aw. how come?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Same reason there's no magic on Earth. Different physics.
IGotASword (Avitria): come to think of it they have magic here in avitria, don't they?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Do they? Your world sounds vaguely fantasy-ish.
IGotABook (Avitria): They do.
IGotASword (Avitria): book!!! you're awake!!!
IGotABook (Avitria): Yes, I just woke up.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Just going by the name, I take it Book is the mage of your party?
IGotABook (Avitria): That is correct.
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): You received a book and a sword as heroic artifacts, then?
IGotASword (Avitria): dunno what a heroic artifact is but yeah i got a magic sword and book over there got a book!
IGotABook (Avitria): It is a grimoire.
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Many heroes receive artifacts of immense power to assist them on their journey. Swords are the most common, though books are not rare either.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I received a mystical Bo Staff on becoming the Hero of Heaven Continent.
nameless-npc (Generica II): I got a stupid sword too.
IGotASword (Avitria): king whats-his-face let us pick whatever we wanted!
nameless-npc (Generica II): Uh, I feel like you're going to need to learn the king's actual name before you complete your journey.
IGotABook (Avitria): King Watabooti.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I'm sorry What
IGotABook (Avitria): That is his name.
IGotABook (Avitria): King Watabooti.
nameless-npc (Generica II): And it's pronounced...
IGotABook (Avitria): Yes.
nameless-npc (Generica II): Do they... do they know?
IGotABook (Avitria): The word "booty" does not exist in the Avitrian language.
IGotASword (Avitria): it is a VERY appropriate name!!!
nameless-npc (Generica II): I don't... what? Why?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Actually please don't answer that.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Yes please tell us more about your Sword and Book instead
IGotASword (Avitria): it's a really cool sword!!!
IGotABook (Avitria): It is a grimoire.
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Did you say they allowed you to choose your artifact?
IGotASword (Avitria): yeah!!! they just put out a bunch of “legendary weapons” and let us pick out our favorites!
IGotABook (Avitria): We later learned this was a test to verify that we are the heroes.
IGotABook (Avitria): Had we failed to choose the correct items, we would have been summarily dismissed.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): like unsummoned?
IGotABook (Avitria): Imprisoned.
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): An unsummoning is not easily performed.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): you’re not going to show a little concern there, aph?
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): From a purely tactical standpoint it would be a sensible decision. Allowing unknown extradimensional visitors to wander freely could have severe consequences, such as tipping off the enemy to the summoning before it is even successfully performed.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Aphrodite you often seem to side with the Authorities
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): I am a military commander if you’ve forgotten.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): pretty lame
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): What, exactly, is lame about holding a position of significant political and military power?
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): It is Impressive… but being a Cog in the Machine of governance is not very Cool…
nameless-npc (Generica II): Wu, you’re a cultivator. Your whole life is basically one long continuous test of discipline.
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Yes but also I get to Punch people
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): I could be cool.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): what’s that?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): not you
IGotASword (Avitria): i think you’re cool, aphrodite!!!
Aphrodite (Galactic Republic): Thank you, Sword.
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