#show-and-tell (Nameless and Girlfriend)
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silent, but deadly!
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): Incredible.
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Whatsamana (Earth Q): okay heroes, time for the monthly "who picked up the coolest thing" contest
Whatsamana (Earth Q): @EvolverOcelot (Coris) you're up first
EvolverOcelot (Coris): I ate a slime last week and now I can turn into jello.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): gross. i love it. @ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent) what've you got for us?
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I am currently nearing the End of my Spiritual Formation. Although my Tribulation has not begun yet, I have successfully opened my Heart and Root Gates, in part thanks to my Status as Chosen Hero.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): so like does that mean you can fly now or
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I am now capable of Flying.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): pedestrian but cool. who else picked up a thing this past month?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): @drSpoon (Heart of Magic) you usually have something stupid and or ridiculous to share
Whatsamana (Earth Q): @drSpoon (Heart of Magic)? is she offline?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Hehehehehe...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): nameless you got something good for us?
nameless-npc (Generica II): Well as a matter of fact...
EvolverOcelot (Coris): ...Well? Spit it out already.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): wait is this
Whatsamana (Earth Q): oh christ this is the thing you told me about yesterday isn't it
nameless-npc (Generica II): The thing is...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): everybody batten down the hatches
nameless-npc (Generica II): Recently...
nameless-npc (Generica II): I acquired...
nameless-npc (Generica II): A GIRLFRIEND!
Whatsamana (Earth Q): for f**k's sake
EvolverOcelot (Coris): That's what we were waiting for?
CouldBeCool (Underdark): SERIOUSLY??
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): I do not believe a Girlfriend counts as A Thing.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): BRO YOU PROMISED ME WE WOULD BE FOREVER SINGLE TOGETHER
Whatsamana (Earth Q): and now this is happening
CouldBeCool (Underdark): BROOOOOOOOOOOO
Whatsamana (Earth Q): couldbecool if you start crying i swear to god
EvolverOcelot (Coris): So what's her name?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): don't encourage this!
nameless-npc (Generica II): Her name is
nameless-npc (Generica II): is...
nameless-npc (Generica II): ...
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): You don't know the Name of your Lover?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): are you for real
nameless-npc (Generica II): Look it's been a hectic week for me!
nameless-npc (Generica II): We were caught by the enemy! We spent most of our time together formulating a plan to escape, not learning each other's names!
nameless-npc (Generica II): We spent a lot of time waiting for the perfect moment, and then one thing led to another, and...
CouldBeCool (Underdark): IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU BRO
nameless-npc (Generica II): We didn't go that far!
nameless-npc (Generica II): It was just a kiss...
Whatsamana (Earth Q): this guy's getting all worked up over a kiss
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): @nameless-npc (Generica II)
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Was this your First Kiss?
nameless-npc (Generica II): It
nameless-npc (Generica II): might've been.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): oh my god
ApprenticeWu (Heaven Continent): Congratulations.
CouldBeCool (Underdark): I am going. To cry bro.
Whatsamana (Earth Q): the contest is over everybody go home
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): The contest is over already?
Whatsamana (Earth Q): modus were you here the whole time
Whatsamana (Earth Q): you could have stopped this and yet you did nothing
Whatsamana (Earth Q): this sin will haunt you to your grave
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): I just got here.
ModusOperandi (Dreamland): I was hoping to show off my new ability, but it seems everyone is preoccupied.
nameless-npc (Generica II): She's really cute too…
CouldBeCool (Underdark): BROOOOOOO
Whatsamana (Earth Q): why does this happen every month
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