MAGNUS HEADLINE:
Philippine’s hottest and eligible bachelor finally released a statement regarding last week’s issue. “I am not in relationship… yet. The mystery girl in the picture is my cousin and she’s already engaged to Ernest McGregor, the owner of Maple Electronics. And, I am releasing a statement just to clarify that I will officially court Magnus University’s Professor Isla Astrid Nolasco Aguirre. Please, don’t create any misunderstanding or issues that might jeopardize my pure intentions to her.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen. Let me announce to you all that our ship is really sailing. Good luck Mr. Rueda in wooing a Magnus’ professor!
“MY GOD!” Naitakip ni Isla ang mga palad sa kanyang teynga dahil sa malakas na
