“Oh my God, that’s horrible.”
“Women can be so hurtful sometimes. I suppose it just came as a shock because I had told her how tired I was, as a lesbian, to constantly be approached by straight couples. And she agreed that it was manipulative and cruel.”
“Wow. What a hypocrite.” My gut twisted. “Were they trying to trick you into something?”
Kristen nodded.
“I can’t believe that,” I said. “I’m so sorry it went poorly.”
“Don’t get me wrong, it definitely sucks. But I’m glad I had the chance to leave before her boyfriend showed up.”
“Ugh. So gross.” I ran my hands over my face. “Honestly, if a man tried to do that to me, I would verbally lash him so hard he’d end up castrated.”
“Oh! Why don’t you write a column about that?”
“About what?” I asked, blinking. “Castration?”
“No, silly.
