Seven Laws of Cheating

Introduction There are many laws that govern specific areas of our lives.While some are legally binding and have a penalty attached if broken,some just act like a map or guide that help us to reach our goals with ease.So you are at liberty to break them or not.We are talking about the latter laws here. Consider this book a sign post that will just guide you on your journey to successful cheating. You are at liberty to speed up, slow down,make a turn or stop.You are a driver who is calling the shots.The road to cheating is yours.Switch the lanes as you wish but please don't crash. This book does not exhaust all the laws out there but rather gives you dear cheater the most important ones.These have been tried and proven with time,as critical in as far as cheating is concerned at whatever stage of your beautiful life you are.They are a backbone of the art cheating if you like. In this book,we attempt to unearth some of those pivotal laws that govern the game of cheating.Cheating is a very broad term of course but we single out infidelity from the acts of deception, fraud, trickery, imposture, imposition or infidelity as a definition of cheating.The side chick kind of thing you know,or a blesser not so? A cheater is a law abiding tax paying citizen who is simply having fun,not some criminal.If you are a criminal who cheats,consider yourself a criminal and not a cheater.The same applies to all abusive husbands or wives who cheat on their partners.These are not cheaters but criminals.We all know that criminals have their own home called jail. Let's face it,many people right now are cheating or wish they could,but they lack the opportunity to do so.Some do in fact cheat in their minds by fantasizing about dating that woman or man,neighbor,classmate,workmate or even boss.But that is being a coward.Go for it and give it a try.You never know that the feeling may be mutual on the other side. It must be stressed here that this book is not in any way trying to promote promiscuity.There is a difference between cheating on your loved one and promiscuity.Those who sleep around with multiple partners must know that their destiny is an early grave.No doubt about that. On the other hand,cheaters are simply having fun, playing it safe and maintaining healthy habits and protecting their legal partners and marriages. Come on, you have a crush on that person,don't you ? Don't you wish that that gorgeous angel or that handsome adonis was yours?Your eyes can testify to the fact that you are tormented whenever you see them,not so?Yes I am not lying,the cheating in you is just hiding somewhere in fear of coming out. Some of you when making love to your partners,you are tempted to imagine if it was that one.Doesn't that face flash on the screen of your imagination?Not that your partner is not good but just for fun not so?Yes I am not lying and you can testify to that. If by chance you met your crush on an island a zillion miles away from friends and family, wouldn't you seize the opportunity?Look at that one,come on doesn't she torture you with those killer curves,the lips,that angelic voice,those legs or maybe that six pack,the broad shoulders or that sexy accent?What about that tall and muscular adonis, don't you wish he touched you? Come on,what about that person's sense of humor?Anyways,beauty is in the eyes of the beholder as they say!!! There is no school that is going to teach you how to cheat on earth.That is why many people keep on being caught and suffer the consequences from divorce to breakups,name shaming to losing their teeth(that is if you are married to or are dating a martial artist) This book gives you some of the most powerful tricks that if applied,can transform you into a master cheater.Mastery comes with practice and we practice what we know.This book has enough knowledge to change your cheating levels. We shall learn the laws that govern successful and healthy cheating in this eye opening book.From the law of disguise to the law of two extremes,the law of I am sorry to the law of grandmasters and from the law of rainy days to the law of multiple choice. Each chapter contains a poem,a short story and the tricks that will transform you into a fully fledged master cheater.It is a voyage of discovery that can be likened only to the likes of Christopher Columbus.You are in fact about to become the Christopher of cheating.Believe it or not. This book is not for the faint hearted or those who are 'holier than thou' types.So if you are already offended,we part ways here sir or madam,have a blessed life.As for you kings and queens,grab a glass of water or a beer and let's go hiking!!! CHAPTER ONE THE LAW OF DISGUISE CHAMELEON I will go undercover, And be a tree among the trees, For you not to discover my lover Like a key on a bunch of keys. ??? I will change colors Like a cunning chameleon, And play fake dollars Among a stash of a zillion. ??? I will be a grain of sand Among a million on the beach, But yet still stand So far that she can't reach. ??? I will be a drop in the ocean Flowing freely with the current, But still be in the open Yet invisible like a flower's scent. A BLAST FROM THE CRAZY PAST James is a happily married father of two who owns one of the biggest gyms in town. He is married to his former high school sweetheart, a gorgeous nurse called Amanda Armstrong.She is a gynecologist who owns a private clinic a few blocks from James' gym. She is busty, has a great sense of humor,a big smile and long toned legs.These features tingled James heart and brain the first time he saw her.He had no choice but to chase her until she said yes.It's now 13 years since they got married.Their love for each other keep on growing from strength to strength. James closes his gym at exactly 15:50 on Fridays,drives to Amanda's clinic to pick her up and then they go home.At 16:00 he takes the children to a private lawn Tennis coach and then goes to the pub for a few bottles of beer and then comes back home by 21:00.This has been the routine for many for years. One fateful Friday morning everything was about to change.James opened the gym as usual and went straight to his office to check some papers.Something crossed his mind,Shakala's figure.He dismissed it immediately before it built a mansion in his mind and got him into trouble.The more he tried to suppress it,the more the images of her hourglass figure flashed vividly on the big screen of his mind. "Surprise surprise!!!" A female high-pitched and breathy voice sounded behind him.When he turned to look,he was stunned.What stood behind him was a pure goddess,a specimen of beauty incarnate.James froze instantly.His eyes almost popped in disbelief. "Shakala!!!Where have you been all these years my girl?I thought you were dead or something,"Shouted James,almost embarrassed by his own overreaction. "Nope,I am still alive and kicking and way too young to die James.You and I know that we have unfinished business"She said. Shakala was James' blast from the past.This princess was a carbon copy of his wife Amanda,but an improved if not perfected version of her.She had more assets;thick and full lips,long leg legs and a killer hourglass figure.She bragged about how any man on earth would kill to have her because, according to her,she was too hot to be ignored. "How…on earth did you find me Shakala after all these years?"James stummered. "Ask gravity why everything is automatically pulled down and then you will know how I found you.It was only natural for me to come here,like the way water follows its course naturally.Love led me to my love."She said flirtingly. She leaned forward in an attempt to kiss him. "Whoa…that's too fast…wait a second.I am happily married to a gorgeous multi award winning gynecologist now Shakala, can't you see the ring?"James said. He was lying of course.There was no such a thing as an award for gynecologists in as far as Shakala was concerned.He was trying to threaten her by overrating his wife.She knew that he is married as per her research.Yes,the woman was beautiful,but there was one thing missing that was James's biggest weakness.A big booty.She had a thick one and she knew it. "Tell the ring that I was there before you put it on that finger.I am more familiar with that finger more than your ring is.In Fact I am your ring now.So there is no need to worry about that"She said as if joking. to be continued.....