“Dude that chick over there is ogling you,” I stopped doing my bench press when Dustin and his filthy mouth disturbed me. Again. Most of the time, I look back at my life and think hard why I chose to be friends with this bastard. Or did I even choose to be friends with him? I remember how he charged at me in high school, spitting bullshit about how I stole his girlfriend from him. Ex-girlfriend, I mean. Tuned out, his psychotic girlfriend has turned me into her imaginary fling. That was a mess. Thank god that has done. After that I did not clearly remember what happened. One thing led to another and Dustin and I eventually became friends. “Stop talking to me and do your own s**t,” I answered as I tried to do the exercise again. But of course, Dustin and his darn mouth cannot ju

