May 20 Our dinner out with the twins and their women was awesome. Turns out that I'm not the only one who could drink white Mexican cheese dip by the gallon. The two lovely ladies with the twins gave me a serious run for my money in that department. We ate basket after basket of chips, salsa, and cheese dip. It was glorious. Of course, by the time our food came, we weren't hungry at all. Gus asked the question, "Do you have to be hungry to eat?" We all considered for a moment, then proceeded to dig into our delicious food. The four of them really seem to have it together, especially considering what a hot mess of complications they had along the way. They kept us laughing hysterically all evening with their wild stories and gentle teasing of one another. I take that last part back––the t

