I jump on the sofa on top of the boys, wiggling my butt in so I could push them both apart a little, they immediately start fighting over me and pushing at each other
“Stop it”
“Nope”
Hunter snaps laying down so his heads in my lap
“That’s not fair move off her”
“Nope”
Hunter tells him dramatically sighing and relaxing, Dexter growls poking him in the eye
“Awch! What the f**k!”
“Move or I’ll do it again”
Dexter warns pointing his finger at hunter, hunter leaps up and bites it. Dexter squeaks trying to pry it from his teeth
“What are you doing you motherfucker, awchhhhh”
Dexter uses his other hand to b***h slap hunter all over the face, hunter tries to blink but his eyelid keeps getting slapped so instead he bites down on dexters finger harder.
I just sit there in the middle a
