Reincarnated as A Dragon

Chapter 8 : Phobias, that's the word you're looking for.

Salin

Uhhh, God guy, what was your name again?

My name?

My name is Aeyr, why?

Okay, Aeyr. There's something I need to tell you.

Ooookay?

I'm sorry, but I think that I am about to cause catastrophic damage to the area around me.

Oka-

WAIT WHAT

Oh, hey. You're back. Yeah, you might be just a tad bit confused over what the hell just happened.

Well, you see, you have at least one phobia right?

Well me too.

And in my case, the little c***k in my armour is arachnids. I'm not joking right now. Back on Earth, when I was younger, some guy just dropped a picture, mind you, just a picture, of a spider on my face while I was chilling in front of the TV. I locked myself in my room with 5 spray bottles of *insert spider killer* and then hid inside a pillow fort for like two hours. (I also may or may not have brought a gun with me.)

Yeah, I had it that bad.

Now, imagine what I'm gonna do when I have all this power as a Champion, and then a group of spiders the size of god.damn.motorcycles appear when I was on a hunting trip. Yeah, you can see what's going to happen.

*BOOM*

Ki-!

*BOOM*

Kid!

*BOOM*

KID STOP!

I HAVE EXTREME ARACHNOPHOBIA, SHUT UP!

*EXTRA BOOM*

YOU'RE GONNA TEAR THE CLIFF FACE A NEW A**HOLE, STOP!

THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!

YOU JUST BLEW UP THEIR NEST!

THEY'LL START SWARMING OUT!

F*CK THAT!

*LAST, MORE POWERFUL BOOM*

.....I get that you're arachnophobic, but did you have to wipe it from the ecosystem?

Shut it.

I'm serious. You just took out the one and only nest of those things in the area. There are literally no other spiders other than the ones that were outside before you went nuts.

Good.

Also, one more thing.

*DING*

Your patron has sealed the skill 'Dark Magic' for the rest of the day!

You are grounded. So get your scaly a** back home.