I didn’t do those things, not because I couldn’t, but because I didn’t feel terribly threatened and I was curious to see what woman was out here pretending to be with the government. And I wanted to see what kind of gun she thought I was going to be afraid of. So I did as she asked. I put my hands on my head and turned around.
She was doing a lot better job of impersonating a government agent than I was. She had the whole costume - cheap-looking black suit, white shirt, black tie, shades pushed up on her head. She did have some serious heels on her boots, and her boobs were bouncing around under that crappy jacket like two kittens wrestling in a burlap sack, but the Sig Sauer pistol she had aimed at my face held my attention pretty well. I thought I saw the bulge of a backup around her ri
