“She’s good, Uncle Joe.” Joe really was Skeeter’s uncle, but it got kinda confusing what with him also being a priest, so I just always called him Uncle Father Joe. Skeeter kept better track of it than me, so he switched up depending on if they were talking family or business. They were almost always talking business, on account of most of the family didn’t speak to Skeeter since he told them he was gay. And most of the family didn’t speak to Joe since he turned Catholic and became a priest. I’m not sure which one of them the Baptists in their family thought was going to Hell first, but I’m pretty sure neither one of them had been to a family reunion in a couple decades.
Me, I hadn’t had any family outside the two of those guys for quite a few years, ever since I got started killin’ monst
