Dear CEO

Dear CEO Thank you for your interest in upgrading my job position as your personal assistant, but I’m afraid I have to decline. I am happy with where I am at the moment and would rather work for my next raise. I suggest you give that red head (I think her name is Yolanda?) the job you are offering me. I'm sure she would appreciate it, as she already follows you around everywhere. Not to mention the short dresses she wears. I'm sure that's very convenient for you! I also forgot to mention tonight's ball night at Lizzy's. James asked me, so I said yes. I assume you aren't going as you didn't ask me. Or wait. I'm so blunt. You're probably going with Yolanda? Or that other blonde chick I saw you hanging with at the bar? I didn't mean to spy, I was just getting some drinks with James. Anyway, got to get ready for tonight. I'm thinking of wearing that glittery black mini dress you liked so much. Remember how you almost ripped it, trying to get if off me? Remember how I wore those lacy panties? Tonight I'm going to wear nothing beneath. Have a great day! Rosalie Xoxoxo