My beautiful wife

Chapter 4 F-level martial arts

When Shangguan Nengren arrived home, his balls no longer hurt. It seemed that Xiang Beibei had controlled the force of the previous kick very well. Although Shangguannengren was in pain, it did not affect his future s****l life.

Along the way, Shangguan Nengren was also thinking about where to learn martial arts. North China City is not a martial arts city, nor does it have any martial arts schools. It does have a Taoist temple, but the Taoist Taoist is very good in martial arts novels, and even more powerful in fairy novels, but in reality, it is finished. They are probably charlatans and charlatans who make many young people who have longing for martial arts and immortality feel sore and tight in their anus. They are really cheating their parents.

When we got home, my mother was still watching TV in the living room as usual, but my father was nowhere to be found.

"Come back!" said the mother.

"Well, where's my dad?" Shangguan Nengren sat down next to his mother. There were 8 sets of Korean dramas on the TV. They were all the same and very boring. But I don't know why, but those idle aunts in China just like to watch them. Shangguan Nengren's mother is no exception. When Shangguan Nengren asked about Shangguan Yi, his mother's face changed slightly and she forced a smile and said, "Your dad is a little tired today and went to bed early." "So early?" Shangguan Nengren looked at the time: "It's not even half past eight. !”

"Well, you stayed in the hospital for a day, and your dad was quite worried. Mom is okay and took leave to take care of you, but your dad still has to go to work to earn money."

Shangguan Nengren's mother's words made Shangguan Nengren feel uncomfortable and his expression was gloomy.

Seeing this, the mother smiled and said: "It's okay. Your dad will be fine after a nap. Mom is a little tired too, so go to bed first. You have just been discharged from the hospital, so go to bed early!"

Mother's smile is still so kind, but not as beautiful as

At the age of 40, she already has wrinkles. The pressure of life can easily take away a person's youthful appearance, and her mother is one of them.

"Mom, I know, you go to bed! I'll go to sleep in a while." Shangguan Nengren pursed his lips, feeling a little depressed.

The mother may have something on her mind and didn't notice her son's abnormality. She nodded slightly tiredly, got up and went back to the bedroom. Shangguan Nengren changed the TV to a sports channel. The Olympic Games will open in a few days. Now the sports channel is almost full of reports related to the Olympics around the clock. However, there are

The 2008 Beijing Olympics is ahead of us. I wonder what the opening ceremony in London will be like this year?

Shangguan people have also browsed a lot of forums this summer. Many forums have local news sent back by overseas Chinese in the UK. From it, it is clear that the British lack confidence in the opening ceremony of the London Olympics. Think about it, the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics The grand scene is so grand that no other Olympic Games in a century can compare with the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. The British are naturally very dissatisfied with their country's Olympic opening ceremony.

As a Chinese, it is natural to pay attention to the performance of the Chinese Olympic Corps in London. Shangguan Ningren has been focusing on the Olympics recently, and this Olympics is also the last chance for Shangguan Ningren to relax before his senior year in high school. , in the third year of high school, the school will be under full closed management. The reason is the damn admission rate. If you don’t want to discredit the school, you must either accept the school’s closed management or pack up and get out. This is China’s education, which makes all diligent students miserable.

While the show was going on, Shangguan Nengren's thoughts were drifting into the distance. There were too many facts encountered today. The appearance of the decathlon allowed Shangguan Nengren to see the bright prospects of the future, but that was the future after all, and he was still living day and night at the moment. He is a country boy and needs to continue to grow.

At present, the decathlon has absorbed three major events, and there are still seven major events left. Among them, the martial arts has been kicked out by Beibei. There are still six major events left. Shangguan Nengren still wants to Think carefully.

To say that this decathlon is also very painful for Shangguan Neng people. All ten major events must reach the same level before they can be promoted to the next level. This undoubtedly adds great difficulty to Shangguan Neng people. The key is absorption ability. How good is it that you need to be in skin-to-skin contact with other people? Do we have to go to the subway every day? But there is no subway in Huabei City! There are bus stations and train stations, as well as airports, but Shangguan Nengren has never flown in a plane in his life. It is too luxurious.

If he comes into contact with a man, it's fine, and at most he will give him goosebumps. But if he comes into contact with a woman for no reason, he will definitely be slapped in public, and from then on he will have to live with the word "p*****t" for the rest of his life.

Tragic, too miserable.

Shangguan Neng couldn't help but shudder, this is not possible. After thinking about it, it seems that only large shopping malls are the best choice. There are many people in that place, and crowding is nothing new. Moreover, it is midsummer now, regardless of men or women. They wear very little, giving them the best innate conditions for skin contact.

"Yes, I will go to the mall tomorrow. I have to solve all ten abilities. I don't believe that so many people can't absorb the remaining six abilities." Shangguan Nengren temporarily decided on this plan, but then he thought tomorrow noon

At twelve o'clock, he had a 'date' with Xiang Beibei. Thinking of the words Xiang Beibei left before leaving, Shangguan capable man was frightened and heartbroken. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said with a bitter look on his face: "Who am I recruiting?" Who did you offend?"

When he lay in bed at night, Shangguan Neng was still full of worries and could not sleep alone. Of course, it was also possible that Shangguan Neng suffered from insomnia because he had enough energy after sleeping all day and night in the hospital.

It was just dawn the next day. Shangguan Nengren sat up from the bed with a headache and looked at the time. It was not yet five o'clock. Compared with the usual time when he never got up before 12 o'clock, today was really an anomaly.

"I can't sleep! I have a headache! I'm so hungry!" Shangguan Nengren's eyes were bloodshot. He got up and got dressed, washed his face and brushed his teeth, smoothed his hair that was as messy as a hen's nest, and then took five yuan and went out. .

It was too early, and my mother didn't get up to cook. Shangguan Nengren was hungry, and she was too lazy to cook, so she had to go out to the breakfast stall to deal with it. Besides, the food made by the breakfast stall was better than her mother's F-level craftsmanship. More than that, two sesame seed cakes and a bowl of wontons cost only four yuan, which is economical and affordable. The food is not bad. Compared with KFC and McDonald's, the food left by our ancestors is better. It is delicious and not expensive. It is for ordinary people. Favorite.

Nutrition? Could it be that Western fast food like KFC and McDonald's are nutritious? We poor people are no match for petty bourgeoisie white-collar workers! I can’t afford to be hurt! I really can’t afford to be hurt!

The weather at this time is very good, the air is fresh and cool. Walking on the street, there are not many pedestrians in sight, but the breakfast stall has started a new day of business. Passing by the shaobing shop, there are You can smell the crispy aroma of sesame cakes, as well as the aroma of old tofu, wheat porridge and bean juice.

"Gu~~~~" Shangguan Nengren rubbed his belly and walked into the sesame cake shop.

Shangguan Nengren got up too early and was the first customer in the store today. However, the boss did not give Shangguan Nengren a discount or anything just because he was the first customer. A small business is not like a restaurant or nightclub. Generous.

For the above-mentioned Shangguan Nengren’s meal, two sesame seed cakes and a bowl of old tofu are enough, and the total is only two yuan. But today, for some reason, Shangguan Nengren put two sesame seed cakes and a bowl of old tofu into his stomach, but he still feels the same. Feeling hungry, he quickly asked for another portion. After finishing this portion, he realized that he was only six cents full. However, Shangguan Ningren did not dare to ask for another portion. He packed up five yuan and went out today, two portions. He had already spent four yuan and still had one yuan left. Finally, Shangguan Nengren ordered two sesame seed cakes to take away and ate them on the way home.

Shangguan Neng doesn't understand why his appetite suddenly increased so much? Is it because of increased strength? But I had already eaten two meals when I came back from the hospital yesterday. The amount of food in those two meals was normal! Why did you become a loser today?

Of course, a Shangguan Neng person will not understand the reason. In fact, after a night's rest, a Shangguan Neng person's body has entered a new stage of growth and development. If a Shangguan Neng person measures his height, he will find that his height has increased overnight. The height increases by 1 centimeter, and all the nutrients needed for this 1 centimeter are in breakfast.

1 centimeter, you can’t detect anything with the n***d eye. After all, almost everyone is 1.73 meters tall in the morning and 1.71 meters tall at night. It’s like a child. You look at him every day, although the child is there every day. You didn't notice much about your growth until you measured your height a long time later, and you suddenly discovered it, oh? It turns out that the child has grown so tall.

While eating sesame cakes on the way, I passed by a park square unknowingly. When I passed by it before, there was nothing, but now there was a row of weapons on the square. Two old men in their seventies with very strong bodies were standing there. They were kicking and punching, wielding knives and sticks, watching their every move. Although they were slow, they were precise and orderly, like a martial artist.

"Oh?" Shangguan Nengren usually saw these old men doing morning exercises, but he didn't pay attention to them. After all, these old men's movements were slow and did not look lethal at all. Shangguan Nengren thought that the old men were just exercising. Flower stand, just like Tai Chi, is not for fighting, but for maintaining health.

Besides, I have never heard of any retired martial artists in Huabei City. Although these old men are in good spirits, there is no trace of immortality in their bodies. Instead, they look a bit like old farmers in the fields. Their skin is dark and shriveled like old trees. Pi, even if you don't judge books by their appearance, you will never believe that these old men are martial arts masters.

Shangguan Ningren didn't believe it either, but considering his current F-level level, Shangguan Ningren wanted to see if the martial arts skills of these old men were only rubbish F-level? If that were the case, martial arts would be a major event.

After stuffing the sesame seed cake into his mouth, Shangguan Nengren stepped over.

These two old men, one is practicing boxing and kicking, the other is playing with weapons, each is good at it, and they look quite interesting.

The two old men who were practicing martial arts seemed to have gained motivation when they saw young people watching. They practiced even more energetically, especially the one who practiced swordsmanship. Daguan Gong's sword dance was very exciting. With a sword in his hand, the world I have such an aura that even Shangguan capable people are drooling when they look at it.

Shangguan Nengren's "awesome" reaction made the two old men very satisfied. However, they were too old to play for too long. It only lasted three to five minutes. The old man practicing the sword stopped and stood up from the weapon rack. He pulled off a towel and wiped the sweat from his head. When he saw Shangguan capable man looking at him with admiration on his face, he couldn't help feeling comfortable and smiled: "Young man, can you play? "

Shangguan Nengren shook his head quickly and said: "Uncle, I don't know martial arts, but I think you two are very good at practicing martial arts. You must have been martial arts masters in the past!"

At this time, the old man who was practicing boxing also stopped. He laughed when he heard this: "What kind of martial artists! We are just martial arts enthusiasts at most. When we were young, we also had a martial arts school here, and we all followed that I practiced for a few years, but then the martial arts school was not doing well and closed down. Since then, we brothers have put down martial arts, that is, we only practice occasionally. We retired a few years ago and are getting old, so we get up early when we have nothing to do. Exercise, exercise.”

Maybe it’s because there are fewer and fewer young people who like to practice martial arts these days. When the two old men saw that Shangguan Neng was interested in martial arts, they also came to talk about s*x. They chatted with Shangguan for a long time. They were both martial arts practitioners in their youth. Shangguan Nengren heard some interesting stories with great interest. The two old men were so old, and the background of their youth was novel enough for him.

However, Shangguan Nengren did not forget his purpose and took the opportunity to touch both old men. Why did they sound so evil? ).

"If you discover the kung fu of fists and kicks, do you want to absorb it?" "If you discover the kung fu of weapons, do you want to absorb it?"

Shangguan Nengren was pleasantly surprised. He gave me a pillow when he felt sleepy! The martial arts skills of the two old men are indeed rubbish.

T-level, but the two old men are so old, it would be good to have T-level martial arts.

"absorb!"

"The absorption is successful. The host possesses F-level boxing and kicking skills. Because boxing and kicking skills are sub-categories of the major 'martial arts', the fourth major category of 'martial arts' has been opened. "

"The absorption is successful. The host possesses F-level weapon kung fu. Since weapon kung fu is a sub-category of the major 'martial arts', the fourth major 'martial arts' has been opened. "