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Chapter 5 I fly, I fly, I fly again

Along with the prompt sound, Shangguan Ningren felt that he had really learned martial arts, but no matter whether it was weapons or fists and kicks, they were all ordinary. According to Shangguan Ningren's estimation, this T-level martial arts could only hit one and a half people on the street. You bastards are all just showy and rubbish!

Moreover, the major category of martial arts only has two sub-categories: weapons and fists. Shangguan Nengren originally thought that martial arts must be the difference between internal strength and external strength. Unexpectedly, this is not the case at all. This also made Shangguan Nengren understand the martial arts novels The various magical powers in the novel are simply deceptive. In reality, there is no internal power at all. Martial arts novels are very harmful!

But think about it, if China really has the kind of abnormal kung fu in martial arts novels such as the Six Meridians Divine Sword, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and the Art of Immortality, let alone the Eight-Nation Alliance, even if the whole world forms a coalition and comes to China, they will only be defeated. How could there be a hundred-year catastrophe in China if you were beaten to pieces and fled in embarrassment?

"Young man, do you want to practice?" Seeing that Shangguan Nengren seemed to be very interested in kung fu, the old man practicing swordsman asked with a smile.

Shangguan Nengren also wanted to try what kind of virtue he would have after absorbing F-level martial arts. He didn't pretend to be pretentious and said: "Okay! But I have never practiced it before. Please teach me!"

The old man chuckled and said, "Okay! What do you want to learn?

If it comes to playing with weapons, I can do all kinds of weapons, but if it comes to fists and kicks, your other uncle is better at it. "

Shangguan Nengren thought for a moment and said, "I just saw how majestic you were with your broadsword, uncle. Please teach me how to use the broadsword twice!"

Pick up the broadsword. This broadsword is used for martial arts. The blade is made of a thin layer of stainless steel. It has not yet been sharpened. It is very light and a bit soft. When you play with it, the blade swings left and right and makes a chua sound. After all, it is a prop for martial arts training, so you can't ask for too much.

After absorbing the old man's sword skills, Shangguan Ningren understood all the old man's moves this time, and Shangguan Ningren found that he seemed to be able to do better than the old man, which surprised Shangguan Ningren. He obviously absorbed the old man's F-level weapon skills, how could he do better than the old man?

When Shangguan Nengren was wondering, the old man had already finished a set of sword skills out of breath. After all, he was getting older, and the energy consumed by completing a whole set of sword skills was a bit too much for him.

"How are you, young man? How many tricks have you learned?" The old man wiped the sweat from his body and asked, panting heavily.

Shangguan Nengren clapped his hands and said: "Uncle, your sword skills are really beautiful. I probably have a few tricks memorized. Please give me some pointers!"

"Haha, that's right. It's pretty good to be able to remember a few moves after watching them once. Many children may not remember even one or a half moves even if they watch them ten times." The old man laughed and handed the big knife in his hand to the Shangguan capable man. , said: "Come on, practice a few moves and show me."

"Hey!" Shangguan Nengren took the big sword and held it for the first time. However, he didn't feel unfamiliar at all. He felt as if he had used it for decades. He could use the sword at will, as if he was using it with his arm. He was extremely proficient.

Shangguan Nengren played with these two things casually, but it shocked the two old men. Experts are watching the door, while laymen are watching the excitement. Experts will know if there is anything wrong when they make a move. Although Shangguan Ningren has not started practicing yet, he fiddled with these two things casually. He doesn't look like an amateur at all, but rather like a practicing swordsman who has been practicing swordsmanship for many years, well, an ordinary practicing swordsman.

This, how is this possible! ?

The two old men were lost on the road of life.

No matter how much the two old men thought about it, they would never have thought that Shangguan Nengren would absorb all the skills of the two old men, turning a rookie who knew nothing into... well, an ordinary old bird.

The Shangguan capable man held Guan Gong's sword in his hand, made a striking gesture, and then shouted: "Hey!"

The two old men were so frightened that they almost spit out the dentures in their mouths.

I chop, I chop, I chop again;

I chop, I chop, I chop again;

I use the Mountain Splitting Sword, the Ground Sword, then the Five Tigers Breaking Door Sword, and finally the Flying Sword. I fly, I fly, I fly again... my hand slips, and I really fly out.

With a clang, Guan Gong's sword fell to the ground, which not only shocked the two old men, but Shangguan Nengren himself trembled.

Depend on! It turns out that the T-level weapon skills are so rubbish. He can't even hold a big knife tightly, and the sword can fly when he practices the sword. If he really went to the battlefield, he would have been cut into pieces by random swords long ago.

Shangguan Nengren picked up the big knife and coughed dryly:

"Then what? I didn't master it well the first time I practiced. How about I try it again?"

The two old men were stunned, especially the old man who was playing with weapons. Seeing the light radiating from Shangguan capable man's eyes, it was like a heated scene. His beard was shaking wildly and his mouth was trembling: "Genius, genius, genius..."

The old man excitedly stepped up and grabbed Shangguan Nengren's hand: "Young man, is this really your first time practicing swordsmanship?

Aren't you making fun of your uncle? "

Shangguan Nengren knew the old man's doubts, but he couldn't share his secret with others, so he pretended to be stupid and said: "Uncle, this is my first time practicing swordsmanship, so I didn't make fun of you."

The old man stared into Shangguan Ningren's eyes. Shangguan Ningren

"With a clear conscience," he didn't avoid it at all. Finally, the old man laid his eyes on Shangguan Ningren's hands. There wasn't even half a callus on Shangguan Ningren's hands. They were white and tender, and there was no trace of martial arts training at all. The old man Only then did I believe that there really are geniuses in the world.

Thinking that he had accidentally discovered a unique talent that was rare to see in a thousand years, the old man's face glowed with excitement and he said eagerly: "Young man, are you interested in practicing martial arts?"

"Uh." Shangguan Nengren was a little confused by the old man and asked, "Uncle, what do you mean?"

"Young man, you are a genius, a martial arts genius who is rare in a thousand years!" The old man held Shangguan Nengren's hand and refused to let go: "Sir, although my martial arts skills are ordinary, there are many martial arts masters among my classmates who practiced martial arts together. , as long as you are willing to learn martial arts, how about I help you introduce some famous teachers?"

"Uh, well..." It's a lie that Shangguan Nengren is not tempted. If he really knows many martial arts masters, there must be many higher-level martial arts waiting for him to absorb. However, the conditions for him to upgrade are too harsh. He must have ten martial arts masters. Only when all major items reach the same level can he be promoted to the next level and absorb the abilities of the next level. Before that, S-level abilities were placed in front of him, and he could only watch helplessly as nothing happened to him.

For Shangguan people, this is the most painful thing in the world.

"Uncle, I also want to learn some martial arts, but I will be in my third year of high school soon. I will be too busy studying and won't have time to learn martial arts." Shangguan Nengren hesitated again and again, but wanted to absorb the other six majors first. Besides, otherwise, everything is just a cloud.

"That's it! That's such a pity." Seeing that Shangguan Nengren was a 'scholar', the old man felt very sorry. The old man's thinking was still relatively old-fashioned, and he had the idea that a scholar's status was higher than that of a martial artist. This idea has been deeply rooted, even now Many college graduates can only go home and farm, and this mentality has not changed.

Shangguan Nengren didn't expect that the old man had such a skill. He originally wanted to spend more time, but he solved it so easily.

The old man in boxing and kicking kung fu obviously has the same idea as the old man in weapon kung fu. After all, they are people from the same era. Some deep-rooted ideas are difficult to change.

"Young man, if you want to practice martial arts in the future, come to my uncle's place. As long as it's not windy or rainy, we two old men will train here every morning." The old man with a pity on his face said.

"Yes! You boy seems to be very talented in playing with weapons, but you don't know how talented you are in boxing and kicking kung fu?

Later, I will teach you two sets of boxing techniques. I can do the Eight Trigrams and the Tiger and Crane Double Form. "The old man with fists and feet said.

Shangguan Nengren chuckled and said: "Okay, I will definitely come and ask the two uncles for advice when I have time in the future. Those two uncles, you practice first, I will leave first."

"Go! Remember to come here often!" The two old men reluctantly watched Shangguan Man leave, feeling extremely regretful in their hearts.

The old man with fists and kicks looked up to the sky and sighed: "What a pity! What a pity that a genius in martial arts is lost. If he had started practicing at a young age, he would probably be a world martial arts champion at his age now."

The old man with weapons nodded in agreement, and then sighed: "Oh! Forget it, times have changed. Now is not the era of fighting and killing. No matter how powerful your martial arts is, you will die with just one shot. You need to learn more knowledge. right way."

"I know too, but it's a pity! Times make heroes, but times also destroy many heroes!"

Shangguan Nengren didn't know how the two old men sighed after he left, and he didn't want to know. Now that he had absorbed F-level martial arts, Shangguan Nengren was even more concerned and eager to absorb the abilities of the other six major items.

Why? Shangguan Ningren has finally figured it out. His F-level ability is f*****g rubbish. His medical skills can cure fevers and colds. His cooking skills include scrambled eggs with tomatoes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes... The game is like a miserable being being abused. , martial arts is a joke that can't even hold a knife. Shangguan Nengren has had enough. He must absorb the remaining six abilities as soon as possible and raise his comprehensive ability to E level, otherwise he will still be a hard worker in this life. You can't afford to hurt your life!

When we got home, our parents were also up. My mother was busy in the kitchen, and Shangguan Yi was sitting on the sofa in the living room reading the newspaper. When Shangguan Jingren came back, Shangguan Yi asked sideways, "What are you doing?"

"I couldn't sleep last night, so I got up early today and went out to eat." Shangguan Nengren replied honestly.

"Yeah." Shangguan Yi shook the newspaper and focused on the news above.

Shangguan Nengren sighed. He was both respectful and afraid of this father.

I say respect because my father is the backbone of the family and three-quarters of the family's financial income is earned by my father. But what I'm more afraid of is that my father taught Shangguan Nengren a lesson with a big stick when he was a child. of.

Shangguan Yi is a parent in the traditional Chinese sense. He believes that filial sons emerge from under the stick, so Shangguan capable people only dare to be naughty in front of his mother since he was a child. But as long as Shangguan Yi is present, he will be as obedient as a rabbit and as cowardly as a quail. Even if he is a seventeen-year-old high school student now, if he does something wrong, he will be punished by Shangguan Yi with a stick.

It should be said that Shangguan Ningren has also resisted, especially in junior high school when his rebellious psychology was quite serious. But every time Shangguan Ningren resisted, he was suppressed by Shangguan Yi's more powerful stick. When I saw my father, I felt scared, and I even realized a little bit about the principles of Chinese character—could it be that the Chinese people have a submissive gene because of their parents’ hard education?