"Eggs, don't you dare burn on me!" "Would you like some help, kitten?" She looks up startled, then it instantly morphs into being mortified "Honey you baked!" "Did you just Clueless me?" I wasn't expecting her to get my reference, it was rather vague. My little one is full of surprises. "What can I do?" "If you want to help you can either decapitate then mutilate the bounty of my harvest or finish scorching the acid spitting swine before it singes you. Also before everything is finished we need to take out Sara Lee's front line and lock them in the Incinerator. "ummm…." "Oh sorry, just a game I made up in my head while cooking." she blushes Adorable. "So bacon, slicing fruits and making toast got it." She looks up at me with the most amazing smile, the kind where your whole f

